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Elsie | Christian | Multifandom. | English Major | I try to write fanfic, I'm bad at staying on task | Star Wars and Marvel comics have an insane hold over me | Ladynoir my beloved | Writing Side Blog: @imaginary-things-nothing-else
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redstuffs-ig

snippets of a possible star wars modern au I may make, but mostly just translating the events and characters of the series into a modern setting, let's call it "Whillstown". most of these are general fandom consensus, some are taken from AUs i've seen on Tumblr which I've really liked, but i've sprinkled some stuff of my own too

  • The Disaster Lineage is just a long, winding, complicated string of relationships. Great-Grandpa Yoda refuses to die and speaks cryptic riddles to whoever will listen. Grandpa Dooku won't shut up about politics and lives alone in a massive house with an adopted young adult going through one hell of a phase and his weird pet gecko. Anakin and Obi-Wan are adopted brothers, who both deal with their dad Qui-Gon's weird schemes and potential gambling addiction in the making. They've somehow befriended a kid called Ahsoka who babysits Ani's twins from time to time. Anakin's wife Padme is a town councilor and proud holder of the single set of brains in the entire family. Anakin is a real gearhead, with a loyal dalmatian named Artoo and a neurotic ginger cat called Threepio.
  • Palpatine is like. A regular politician. Somewhat shady, a bit controversial, but he's just the kindly mayor of Whillstown. The 'Dark Lord Sidious' meme spread when a young Luke Skywalker snapped a covert picture of the mayor in his favorite, hooded black dressing gown, and it's haunted the old man since.
  • Clan Fett is a gigantic extended family whom no one can make heads or tails of. Jango Fett is presumed to be the family's patriarch, despite only fathering a single son. Rex and Anakin are inseparable, while Obi-Wan and Cody are cordial co-workers who kinda had to become besties too in order to wrangle their brothers. Boba Fett is already a delinquent in his tweens, while an estranged offshoot somehow got custody of the only girl in the family.
  • 'Mother' Talzin Opress is the neighbourhood witch. She has a... Complicated relationship with her three sons, and is an old friend of both Dooku and the mayor (She pretty much strongarmed Dooku into adopting the orphaned child of one of her late friends). Weird green light comes from her house at ungodly hours of the night, and few dare to even approach her door. Her eldest and middle children, Savage and Maul both started a punk rock band called 'Crimson Dawn', and even managed to unite all the town's bands for a music festival once. Maul and Obi-Wan beef over the pettiest shit, and Ahsoka beat him up once.
  • Han Solo and his dog Chewie live in a rundown trailer park off the outskirts of Whillstown. Despite being older than Luke and Leia by a few years, he became their best friend in their teens, something cranky old Ani does not approve of. He owns an utter shitbox of a Honda he lovingly calls the Falcon, which has a tendency to break down very often at the worst possible time. He also has beef with Boba Fett. Like, a LOT of beef with Boba Fett.
  • Lando Calrissian on the other hand is easily the most charming boy in town, and Han's ""best friend"". He always find success in his ventures while Han's numerous get-rich-quick schemes always find a way to blow up in his face, something the latter greatly resents.
  • In highschool, Leia got into a long feud with persnickety Headmaster Tarkin by way of numerous cases of malicious compliance and outright disobedience. The uptight principal was none-too-pleased to find the academy crest distorted into a 'wretched gray ball of death' one morning, after having imposed a strict break policy earlier in the week.
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I really do love Padme Amidala and think she's a pretty great and kind person HOWEVER I really do need a fic where a) Anakin doesn't kill the kids (because him killing them is just not... a fun plot point, I don't want to write about it) and b) where Padme, when asked if she wants to rule the galaxy, says HECK YEAH ACTUALLY.

Like. Come on. It would be so funny. Obi-Wan comes out of the ship to face the Power Couple Who Decided to be Unhinged Together, and they just take him along because they're not gonna hurt Obi-Wan but also he WILL get in the way of their rampage. Meanwhile the Delegation of 2000 takes a moment, thinks it over, and decides that you know what Empress Padme is better than Emperor Palpatine. You take what you can get, okay?

@visd3stele I haven’t written it YET 😉

Okay actually guys can we do the thing where the story grows via the input of mutuals

What I'm saying is REBLOG WITH HOW YOU THINK IT WOULD GO LET'S PLAY YES AND

YES AND

Okay it's not just Padme, right? She's got like a dozen devoted and super-skilled handmaidens. So they go undercover and infiltrate a dozen Seperatist systems and take the Trade Federation people captive and install a Padme-approved governor.

Meanwhile Anakin and Ahsoka (who has been recalled) grab all the clones they can and start taking out the Hutts and Zygerrians. Just wholesale slaughter of any adult who doesn't immediately surrender and start freeing slaves.

you're right they all deserve their Daenarys Targaryen (not that I've seen the show) moment

Meanwhile Obi-Wan is running after them like IF ALL OF YOU COULD STOP AND THINK FOR FIVE SECONDS

Order 66 gets called but then Padme becomes empress and just says no and all the clones have to listen because their programming says obey the galactic leader not Palpatine specifically

THE FAITH *blushes*

Also Silver get back here do you have any yes ands to add

they don't have to accord with the current plot

okay I think It’d be hilarious if Palpatine gets stuck as a force ghost and has to watch all that he planned go down the drain

Girl I am a very self assured person but you're overestimating my skills LOLLL

Trust me, most of my ideas are beget from collaboration with mutuals and sisters.

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oonaluna-art

This is a continuation to [these] [comics,] in which Anakin doesn’t turn to the Dark Side and leaves the Jedi Order to go live with his wife and raise his kids. 

After Padme spent years dismissing any claims that she had a romantic relationship with Anakin, she sometimes forgot that she could acknowledge her husband in a public setting.

Before anyone um-actuallys me about Leia’s last name not being Naberrie or Skywalker. She was born, Leia Amidala-Skywalker. Also, this is fanfiction. Don’t take it too seriously.

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jessicas-pi

So the Ahsoka show (and a dream I had last night) gave me an idea. Imagine: AU where in Chapter 11 of The Mandalorian, Bo-Katan tells Din to go to Ahsoka... but also says that if Ahsoka won't help, then he should try finding her apprentice, Sabine Wren, on Lothal.

So after Ahsoka refuses to train Grogu, Din goes to Lothal before he tries Tython, which is therefore where everything with the Darktroopers goes down, which means that (a) Sabine is able to give Hera a heads up that the Empire is Doing Something, and (b) Sabine ends up inadvertently roped into the events of the rest of Mando S2. The Grogu rescue mission sort of helps her feel better---at least to feel like she's doing something. Din, meanwhile, sees someone just like him, who needs to keep busy to keep her mind off her trauma, so he decides to call her up for a little "help" whenever he feasibly can claim he needs it, or for some Jedi Training™ with Grogu (who didn't go with Luke, due to no trip to Tython and no seeing stone), or whatever excuse he can make up, which ends with Sabine getting pulled into BoBF and Mando S3, too.

Highlights include:

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If someone wrote a star wars au where they didn’t find Anakin until he was like 19 and he’s taught himself how to use the force. When they did find him, they proceeded to be like “He must be a sith! He can use the force!” Followed by a court case which they do in front of the senate.

Random Jedi: “how do you know how to use the force?”

Anakin, who’s been up since 2 and is done with this bs; “what like it’s hard?”

Edit: someone actually liked this idea and @clawedandcute is writing one similar to this but originally from this headcannon :D

😊😊😊😊 forever thankful you let me use it

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i wrote a joking post mentioning this but now i'm thinking seriously about an au where padmé is actually the one who dies during the ship explosion in aotc. in the heat of the moment, the handmaidens decide that they should pretend to be her because they know she would want the military creation act to be opposed. after all, the vote is coming up quickly, and there's no guarantee that the queen of naboo would be able to choose another senator to replace padmé in time for the vote, much less that the replacement would hold the same views. the charade is just supposed to be for a little bit, until the military creation act is dealt with. and then the clone wars start.

the queen of naboo holds different views on war than padmé did. the handmaidens decide to continue the act a little bit longer, to make sure padmé is still able to have the opinions she would want voiced voiced in the senate. there hasn't been war in the republic for so long. surely it will not last long. whenever sabé and the others bring up that perhaps they should give it up, there's always another important vote that of course they should continue acting as padmé just until it's passed.

it's sabé that spends the majority of her time as padmé, because of course it's sabé. it was always sabé. she's the best of all of them at acting as padmé. and how does she mourn someone that no one else thinks is dead. how does she mourn someone she has to be.

who is padmé amidala when you are her? who is padmé amidala when, three years deep into the clone wars, you aren't sure if you remember how she acted correctly. were those mannerisms hers? or are they yours?

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Anonymous asked:

perhaps duchess Satine meets Count Dooku, and upon learning that Obi-Wan is being held captive is all like: D:

Oh man oh man, The Count vs. The Duchess, there would be SO MUCH HAUGHTINESS

(clearly they’re passing each other on some stairs here cause that’s the only explanation for the height difference wackiness aside from just me messing up, Christopher Lee is REALLY tall tho)

Okay, but consider: What if Satine already knew Obi-Wan was in Separatist custody? And went to whatever bullshit peace negotiations that Dooku was hosting (on Serenno or wherever) with the full intention of busting Obi-Wan out (possibly smuggling Anakin in as one of her guards or something).

Culminating in a Dramatic Rescue with Satine wearing stolen Nite Owl armor as a disguise:

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