idk if anyone's explained this already but korkie is like satine's nephew and everyone's like "oh well satine has no other siblings that we know of except bo-katan" and tbh he doesn't look anything like bo-katan (& lbr would she even want a kid). then there's also the fact that upon korkie's intro he had strawberry blonde hair and ppl were like omg is he their son? since satine and obi-wan had a romantic past or as close as obi-wan ever got to having one. personally i don't believe in it but w/e
that’s overwhelmingly hilarious for a lot of reasons, and even if it adds nothing to the story, i might just become a korkie kenobi truther for the following extremely funny reasons:
- imagine your dad unknowingly dunked on you so hard that instead of ever meeting you or knowing about you, he fucked off to go obsessively watch his sonbrotherpadawanbestfriend’s baby boy. like obi-wan’s got his own son out there and instead he’s watching Skywalker Round Two: Hope This One Isn’t Into Massacres
- korkie kenobi kryze is the worst name imaginable
- korkie got born by force into the most garbage family, which is really only garbage because of one (1) dude but anakin’s incredible propensity to be the worst really makes being adjacent to his existence a nightmare for most people. for the sake of korkie not getting curbstomped by a ford F150 who misses his wife, we should hope that vader never finds out.
i think there needs to be a fic where obi-wan finds out korkie is his son smack damn in the middle of the revenge of the sith timeline, so, for once, obi-wan having a meltdown in anakin’s direction about this interrupts the skywalker drama about to go down, i just think it would be really funny if obi-wan and anakin found out they were fathers on the same damn day. like obi-wan’s running into anakin’s quarters like I RECEIVED A TRANSMISSION I THINK I’M A FATHER? and anakin’s like, well, funnily enough -
