what would you have me do?

Simulacrums of luck, day 6: REVELATION

She’s ok she’s just gonna need some doliprane

silly thing I thought of while I was on the phone with my friend

It’s based off of that one horse “how hungry” meme ,,

it was funnier in my head 😓

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"he would not fucking say that" except it's "adrien would not fucking say that......... without a mask and cat ears on". call that the duality of catboy

FOUINEUSE.

LA TERREUR 01

script: @wisteriasymphony (https://archiveofourown.org/works/57307411)

art: @sillysiluriforme, @wormzandgutz

the tweet and the print in question btw

Superhero dreams....

Right now I’m thinking of Ladybug and Chat Noir repeatedly ransoming Adrien for money

Also Miraculous Ladybug

This concept has been stuck in my head for far longer than I'd like to admit tbh

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At this point you could say that Adrien caused both his parents' deaths, but really they both used him as an instrument upon which to kill themselves, like an inanimate object. No agency on his part whatsoever. The family knife.

You Guys Should Catch Up.

miraculous ladybug is a hotbed of whiplash between extremely hard-hitting show-don't-tell writing and expositing-the-point-directly-into-the-camera writing. like the show is constructed so the basic plot can be understood by 6 year olds but then you'll randomly have a scene during a timeskip that shows adrien's room in a depression-induced mess after he quits modelling and it will never be addressed as such but it will neatly convey the disruption to his mental state that a lack of routine causes him. and u just have to deal with both of those things side by side constantly😭

Here's part 2. added some True Crime elements too since someone asked.

part 1 of the BuzzFeed Unsolved AU

you know how cat owners will defend their scraggly little cats no matter what they do? post reveal marinette is like that with plagg. adrien catches her scratching his lil belly and finding extra cheese for him and he’s like “don’t let him manipulate you for snacks!” and mari is just like “but adrien he’s just a little guy. just a hungry little guy he needs cheese to live what else can i do he’s just a little baby” and plagg just smirks at adrien

he's gonna drink milk straight from the carton don't underestimate him

until the special comes out i'm just going to write it myself