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what would you have me do?

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Elsie | Christian | Multifandom. | English Major | I try to write fanfic, I'm bad at staying on task | Star Wars and Marvel comics have an insane hold over me | Ladynoir my beloved | Writing Side Blog: @imaginary-things-nothing-else
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thorarms

People often wonder why asgardians still ride horses if they have all these technological advancements and flying ships etc etc, and my answer is that horses are a rich people hobby. Owning a horse is expensive. Vets bills are expensive. Maintaining the land a horse needs to comfortably live is expensive and time consuming. Realistically, the only asgardians who actually own horses in their modern age are farmers who cant afford fancy machinery, and rich people who want a hobby and can afford to outsource all the labor that comes with owning a horse.

I think it's the asgardian version of romanticising a more rural idyllic past, whilst pricing the hobby out of reach for the vast majority of people to maintain a degree of seperatation from the realities of that rural past. Theres a reason we only see asgardian royalty riding horses in the movies

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I FORGOT HOW MUCH OF A BANGER AVENGERS (2012) IS. lIKE HOLY SHIT IT IS SO GOOD. MARVEL REALY HAS GONE DOWN. THE QUIPS, THE SHAKSPERIAN/AGARDIAN DIALOG, THE TESSERACT, THE FIGHT SCENES, HOLY SHIT THE FIGHT SCENES DID I MENTION THE FIGHT SCENES????? LIKE FIVE MINUTES IN WE GET "Untill such time as the world ends, we will continue as if it intends to keep spinning." WHAT THE FUCK, FURY?????

I DIDN'T NOTICE HOW LITTLE QUIPS WE HAVE IN MODERN MARVEL. THIS MOVIE HAS SO MANY QUIPS I LOVE IT SO MUCH

ILY CLASSIC MARVEL I'M SORRY I EVER FORGOT HOW AMAZING YOU ARE

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man y’all remember when the avengers movie came out and everyone headcanoned that all the avengers would live together in the tower and had all these cute posts about various fun ways they could interact and then the movies literally never had any of them even be friends

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mycroftrh

I want to state, for the record, that “all the avengers would live together in the tower” wasn’t collective headcanon, it was canon. The very last scene of Avengers (2012), the one they left us on, is Tony redesigning the tower, designing a living area for each Avenger. That was, canonically, what was supposed to happen, in canon, and they just changed their minds and decided to… not. For whatever goldarn reason.

GHHFDGJHFDS THATS EVEN FUNNIER WHY IS MARVEL LIKE THIS

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that moment in the first avenger when bucky shoots that guy and steve turns around and salutes him makes me laugh bc, like, i will be the first to admit i know nothing about military strategy, but i feel like you probably shouldn’t so blatantly give away your sniper’s location like that

like, was that moment immediately followed by bucky scrambling to his feet like ‘goddamnit steve HOW MANY TIMES’ and takin off into the woods while hydra goons fired at him,, like thank you, captain america, for that, i was hoping to make this more complicated than necessary

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I wonder how the fandom would react if… the MCU brings back Evan Peters and Michael Fassbender as Quicksilver and Magneto again… and then finally make them father and son… only for them to have the same unhealthy —fucking dysfunctional— relationship that they have in the comics.

Me personally I’d die but that’s just me ig—

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