we're running out of scenarios I fear

How many times do I have to explain to allegedly serious LOTR commentators that pipe-weed is

It'd be a shame to leave the tags down there.

Odysseus watching Achilles absolutely mutilate Hector's corpse

yeah. i've got the wikipedia page for rat. on cassette.

u got games on ur phone?

“the habsburgs weren’t even that inbred” uh yes they were, why is this discourse it’s just a scientific fact

I listened to a podcast episode about the Habsburgs, and the guest expert said that Charles II’s DNA reads as being a product of two parents who are closer than brother and sister.

“Eight generations should contain 254 different ancestors. Charles II’s has 82. This is what we might refer to as ‘suboptimal.’”

Don’t talk to me or my brother, or my brother’s brother, or my brother’s brother’s brother, or my brother’s brother’s brother’s brother, or brother’s brother’s brother’s brother’s brother, or my brother’s brother’s brother’s brother’s brother’s brother ever again.

maybe Magneto can heal Scott's daddy issues.

OMG SCOTTY NO

i love sith!obi-wan as much as the next person but also, consider: obi-wan being the most stubbornly light-side jedi of all time

through a holocron, anakin and obi-wan come face-to-face with the darkest versions of themselves. anakin, of course, sees a monster. darth vader at his most extreme, murderous and even sadistic in his cruelty, not just violent but enjoying the vicious power his violence grants him. he's like a demon brought to life, the dark side in its purest form, malevolent and evil

meanwhile, obi-wan is still obi-wan just slightly worse. obi-wan but with like a bit of a drinking problem and he's let himself go a little. obi-wan but he's gotten addicted to world of space warcraft and is chugging more space mountain dew than might be ideal. The Darkness Within is just obi-wan indulging his self-destructive tendencies and maybe being a bit more of a bitch than he already is, turning up scruffy and less well-groomed than og obi-wan but still absolutely, unmistakably in the light

dude is incorruptible. a beacon of light, stubbornly staying light no matter what life throws at him.

(naturally, obi-wan is still horrified by "evil" obi-wan. dude is listening to his albums on speaker phone. he is so inconsiderate)

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I need everyone to know that his entire account is like this.

I’m glad it’s an aluminum based tape.

An aluminum cringe tape wouldn’t be nearly as effective.

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Fantastic Four #334 by Walter Simonson, Rick Buckler & Romeo Tanghal