Obitine Headcanons no one asked for

The Kryze sisters attract the same kind of men who fall hopelessly in love with them and profess their undying loyalty, but they still end up ruling Mandalore alone.

(The only difference is that Din took his son and Obi-Wan didn’t know he left his behind)

sometimes i think about how Dave Filoni not only apparently knows about the “Korkie Kryze is the Obitine kid” theory, but also brought it up to Story Group once in a meeting

And not just brought it up ... it’s pretty likely he’s the one the theory originates from.

After all, someone had to instruct the character designers to create a teenage boy with hair and eyes that look like that. Someone had to instruct the animators to make said teenage boy rub his chin when he’s deep in thought (thrice in one episode). Someone had to sign off on a script involving said teenage boy getting so excited to see a lightsaber and work with a Jedi.

That boy is a Kenobi. And Dave Filoni knows that all too well.

Clone Wars actor AU part 2 where I cope with the most painful episodes by giving them funny behind the scenes

Part 1 here 

Part 3 here

Part 4 here

Part 5 here

I just realized I forgot to add Savage in that first one so let’s say he went to get a drink. It’s important to stay hydrated!

So if we don't get Korkie iän the bad batch...so what is the point. Gosh we need answers!!!

Duchess Satine and Korkie Kryze

Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 3: “The Academy”

Happy mother’s day shoutout to Satine Kryze, and don’t any of you clowns tell me any differently!

Thoughts that plagued me during the Bad Batch today.

Look, we’re just desperate, okay??

K’rys Jhenner is my new favorite Korkie Kenobi Truther 😌

Can we talk about how korkie kryze is Satine's "nephew" but she only has one sister and he isn't her child

Can we talk about how her "nephew" looks like this?

How he conveniently has Obi wan's very distinctive eye shape? How he strokes his chin at least 3 times in a 20 mintue episode? How his hair is a perfect mix of blonde and red? I rest my case.

How Dave Filoni has said that he has a “joke” about Korkie’s parentage that would “set the fanworld ablaze” which sets Sam Witwer, self-proclaimed Obitine shipper, off in excited riotous laughter?

You know what just cracks me up about the Korkie Kenobi theory? That it isn’t just a backstory/inside joke for Dave Filoni. If it was just a joke that Dave never intended to be canon, he would have just kept it to himself and chuckled in amusement. 

But that’s not the case, because Korkie’s look is a purposeful design choice, and the character designers (and the animators animating that chin rub) must be in on the “joke.”

Compare beardless Obi-Wan to Korkie when he’s younger and older. 

It would not surprise me one bit if, when they designed Korkie in “The Academy,” the designers took the Obi-Wan animation model (sans beard), slapped Satine’s nose on it, and then aged him down.

But then “The Lawless” rolled around. They aged up the character a bit, but then (in my mind) they promptly realized their mistake! Because Korkie and Obi-Wan are seen in the same episode together (though never in the same scene)

But the resemblance between them is uncanny. As he’s getting older, Korkie starts to look even more like his father Obi-Wan. His thin nose is filling out more, and their chins and jawlines are identical. And look at those deep-set eyes and heavy eyebrows.

So they compensated by completely changing Korkie’s features that were Obi-esque in The Academy. They lightened his hair, eyebows, and skin to more closely resemble the other blond Mandalorians, and they slicked his hair back instead of letting it fall to the side. They changed so much that he doesn’t even look like the same character any more, and that’s so freaking hilarious to me! 

Far from throwing us off the scent, it just gives more fuel to the Korkie Kenobi theory!

Don’t. you. tell. me. this. child. is. not. a. Kenobi!