what would you have me do?

Still you, petite.

// X-23 Vol. 2: Chaos Theory

I feel like blade definitely carries a clear flask filled with a red beverage just to fuck with people. Like he'll fill it with cranberry juice and walks into a team up meeting like "sup?" and takes a sip to like assert dominance or whatever. And everyone present has to do like a double take. And if someone is like "is that what i think it is?" Blade just makes eye contact and takes another sip.

Blade drinking out of something like this. Also can blade and jubilee be vampire buds??

Just finished Patsy Walker AKA Hellcat and it was great I need yall to see this EXCELLENT Jubilee panel

She's SIPPING

got a text from my friend that was basically "i'm picking you up in twenty minutes to go ride go karts" earlier tonight and i never stop thinking about xmen so here's charles taking the kids (and peter) to one of those go kart places, semi-inspired by me and the boys:

first of all, peter (bc i must always start with my beloved) can't drive. he never needed to, so he never got a license (when he tells charles this, charles suddenly understands why the bill was so high on that rental car he had peter take back for him...........). and they're go karts, sure, but he's still shit at it. literally crashes into everyone. causes a pile-up. the worst part is: he's slow. scott laps him ten times and he almost sits out the next few races with charles. but he kinda starts to get a hang of it, only to realize he's not fully in control of his boy- oh charles you motherfucker let's destroy scott.

they soon discover jubilee is actually like. a master at skee ball. they get some tokens for the arcade and the first ball she throws goes in the most valuable hole. while kurt and jean battle it out over air hockey (kurt was the only one trusting enough to play her and her telekinesis), the others watch jubilee rank up the points and tickets. ororo and scott lose their minds over an intense and probably seizure-inducing game of space invaders. they take turns on the mario kart game, while charles reminds them that they are in fact at a real-life go kart track.

Partyyyyy just finished this one~ I love these tiny babies ;v; #xmenapocalypse