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Elsie | Christian | Multifandom. | English Major | I try to write fanfic, I'm bad at staying on task | Star Wars and Marvel comics have an insane hold over me | Ladynoir my beloved | Writing Side Blog: @imaginary-things-nothing-else
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Peter Maximoff: I relate to Luke Skywalker because I too am a twin and I too have a supervillain dad who wears a weird helmet.
Scott: you have a what-
#also if you subscribe to the Peter's mom died and he was raised by#his Aunt Marya headcanon#then they're even more similar#x-men#xmen#xmcu#scott summers#peter maximoff#quicksilver#cyclops#dadneto#magneto#erik lehnsherr#star wars#luke skywalker#x-men incorrect quotes#incorrect xmen quotes#xmen incorrect quotes#lol#incorrect xmcu quotes#incorrect peter maximoff
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Logan: -what I’m try'na say, Slim, is: I don’t hate you, I just don’t like you a lot of the time, but that doesn’t mean we can’t-
-notification sound-
Scott: -ah, the memes are here.
Logan: the what?
Scott: *attentive scrolling* I asked three students to compile the latest popular internet memes and send them weekly. You’d know this if you were part of the email chain.
Logan: must’ve. ..lost yer contact info.. .
Scott: There have been a few instances of students tricking teachers into using internet slang and then posting videos of it online. I’m having Sage scrub them, but I get the feeling some of our friends at Stark Tower have been downloading them.
Logan: Is that why my class has been call'n the Fastball Special the “WolverYEET”?
Scott: You didn’t say it did you?
Logan:
Logan: *counting on claws*
Logan: …so that’s eleven kids who are about to liven’t.
#lol#logan howlett#scott summers#cyclops#wolverine#wolverYEET#fastball special#xmen#x-men#incorrect xmen quotes#xmen incorrect quotes#marvel comics
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Scarlet Witch: Helpful grammar tip:
Scarlet Witch: “Farther” is for physical distance, “further” is for metaphorical distance, and “father” is for emotional distance!
Nightcrawler: Who hurt you?
Scarlet Witch: My father, did you not hear me?
#lol#nightcrawler#kurt wagner#scarlet witch#wanda maximoff#magnet fam#scarlet witch x nightcrawler#NightWitch#wanda x kurt#kurt x wanda#magneto#erik lehnsherr#xmen#x-men#xmen incorrect quotes#incorrect xmen quotes#marvel comics
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Pietro: Happy Father’s day, Sadneto.

Wanda: Pietro, It’s Dadneto. And it’s not even the 20th.

Pietro: I didn’t stutter.

Erik: It’s been a we-

Lorna: Oh g-d, it’s beginning to look like he’s Madneto.

#lol#i love this#they're all so stupid#i love them#wanda maximoff#scarlet witch#magneto#dadneto#erik lehnsherr#pietro maximoff#quicksilver#lorna dane#polaris#xmen#x-men#magnet fam#incorrect xmen quotes#xmen incorrect quotes#marvel comics#YES
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Erik: *points at Scott* You don't want Peter to die.
Erik: *points at himself* I don't want Peter to die.
Erik: Now all we have to do is make sure he doesn't get himself killed.
Scott: That sounds fantastic in theory, but have you met Peter?
Erik:
Erik: Be honest? No. We didn’t spent a single day together before and I have learned that we are actually related only twenty seconds ago.
Erik:
Erik: Oh my god my idiotic son is gonna get himself killed.
#erik lehnsherr#scott summers#peter maximoff#magneto#dadneto#cyclops#quicksilver#xmen#x-men#xmen incorrect quotes#incorrect xmen quotes#xmcu#fox x-men#lol
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