what would you have me do?

i just want a boring love. a love that doesn’t need fights or arguments to keep the fire alive. a “let’s sit and read on opposite ends of the sofa” love. an “i thought of you when i was doing the dishes” love. an “i would rather be at home with the love of my life right now” love

can confirm, this form of love is very shelf-stable; husband and I have been chilling amicably for over ten years

Get yourself a partner who taps you repeatedly taps you with a dish and when you make a gentle inquiring noise as to what the fuck they’re doing they tell you that they’re sending you plate mail.