A handful of reasons I love the Jedi:
- giant family!!
- can cast Animal Friendship at will
- big swishy sleeves
- everyone learns and practices emotional regulation skills
- free therapy! no insurance needed!
- no pressure to date or get married or have kids
- no getting kriff-zoned by your friends
- people respect your personal space
- people respect everyone of all ages, kids and elders alike
- mischievous frog grandpa
- lots of sass and banter (but not the mean kind)
- get to travel around the whole galaxy and learn about lots of different people and cultures
- move things with your mind! magic!!
- and jump really high! never worry about falling off something tall again, fear of heights cured!
- giant library
- giant gardens
- laser swords!!!
-fluffy robes you can sleep in
-funky hair styles. Can cut hair short.
-physical dicipline
-accessibility to knowledge and useful skills
-communal living
-Temple: Big, pretty, and filled with art
-many languages
-practice droids!!!
-lots of mentors
