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what would you have me do?

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Elsie | Christian | Multifandom. | English Major | I try to write fanfic, I'm bad at staying on task | Star Wars and Marvel comics have an insane hold over me | Ladynoir my beloved | Writing Side Blog: @imaginary-things-nothing-else
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dear people who didn’t grow up christian: if your christian or raised-christian friends say “hey i wanna show you something from veggietales,” 99.99999% of the time they are not trying to use it to preach to you, they just want you to feel like you’re high for the duration of the silly song they’re boutta pull up

this video specifically is the reason i have this sense of humor

There is a Veggietales LOTR parody called the Lord of the Beans, and it is the best parody of anything created ever.

The Silly Songs with Larry from that movie is an Elvis parody that sets up the line “You’re no elf! You’re an Elvish impersonator!”

Every character name is a glorious pun. The Gollum character lost his magic bean when he used it to summon a 300-pound marshmallow peep and fell into a sugar coma. I don’t even know

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Heroes of Olympus Rewrite

The Seven: Jason Grace, Reyna Ramírez Arellano, Nico di Angelo, Hazel Levesque, Leo Valdez, Piper McLean, Frank Zhang.

Everyone is 15-16 years old.

Percy and Annabeth should have been cameo characters. Their stories were already told. The Gods kept their promise and Calypso is now a hunter of Artemis. Jason and Nico are swapped. No amnesias.

The Lost Hero: Raised by wolves Jason Grace (feral!), Son of Jupiter and Champion of Juno ends up at the Grand canyon because he's on a super-secret mission for Juno. Therefore he knows who he is but he cannot tell anyone. Bonds with Leo and Piper and later tells the truth about his identity. He finds out about Thalia and doesn't know what to make of Camp Half-Blood and feels like his world view just got spun on its head.. Prevent the birth of a giant. Save Piper's dad. Nico di Angelo reported missing. Percy, Annabeth and Grover cameo.

Child of (Pluto) Nico knows about Camp Jupiter because his father told him. Juno throws Nico into a mission with someone new as his "sister" who's background he doesn't know (Juno is the one who brought Hazel back). Nico, Hazel and Frank form a friendship. Sibling bonding moments between Hazel and Nico. They tell each other the truth at the end and talk about their past. Prevent the birth of a giant. Save Thanatos. Back to Camp Jupiter, defeat another giant. Argo II arrives.

The Mark of Athena (Bellona) Argo II accidentally attacks Camp Jupiter. The Seven escape the romans. Reyna needs to find Athena Parthenos. Nico and Jason choose to go through Tartarus to close the Doors of Death.

House of Hades Piper and Leo need to find Diocletian's scepter. Cupid confronts Piper about her conflict with Aphrodite and Leo about the Seven Wheel. Piper and Leo talk and hug each other after. Nico and Jason talk about their lives. In Tartarus, Nico tells Jason about his crush on Percy. Bob, the titan, saves them. They find Hermes' shrine that connects to Camp Half-Blood and Nico sends a message to Percy to take Athena Parthenos. Jason and Nico close the Doors of Death. The Seven reunite and Annabeth, Grover and Percy appear and take the statue along with Hegde through the Labyrinth.

Blood of Olympus: Hecate breaks Hazel's curse. During the final battle, Nico sees Hazel in danger and goes to save her, thinking he can´t let another sister die. Gets injured, the blood of olympus falls to the ground (not a nosebleed!). Gaea wakes up. Frank sacrifices himself. the most powerful demigod, son of Mars, legacy of Poseidon. Burns the piece of wood and fights Gaea. Dies in the end. “If I'm going to burn, I might as well burn bright”. Annabeth, Grover, Hegde and Percy arrive at Camp Half-Blood. Romans and Greeks stop fighting. Jason and Reyna kill Octavian. At the end Nico “becomes” a Roman, and Jason a Greek. “We had one home. Now we have two”.

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