what would you have me do?

very little is funnier to me than GOTHAM the GOTHIC city where a BAT themed vigilante prowls NOCTURNALLY with EDGELORD rogues is in fucking new jersey

if i had to pick a vilgante city to be in, i’d rather it be star city over gotham because not only do the bats have awful villians, the entire damn city gets involved in their family drama. imagine ur trying to sleep and fucking batman and red hood are screaming on the roof about the joker. or like one of the robins is having temper tantrum. or fucking batman is making out with a rogue. the arrows at least arent completely nocturnal. 

Tumblr users have the same energy as Gotham citizens who refuse to move away after the fifth supervillain attack in a week.

At some point, staying becomes a weird badge of pride.