LOTR characters as things I’ve heard people say
Legolas: I'm sorry, I'm feeling a little sassy today.
Gimli: I need more bacon on this ice cream.
Aragorn: Could you maybe stop saying self deprecating jokes for five minutes? We are in a LIBRARY
Boromir: Marines don’t cry but sometimes our eyes get sweaty.
Merry: Smoke the stuff that you can grow straight from your garden
Pippin: The only thing I have in my car is an umbrella. I can’t eat an umbrella.
Frodo: I have a headache man. Must be a brain tumor
Samwise: A BAKED POTATO IS JUST AN IRISH TACO!
Gandalf: If you don’t feel transported when talking to me then I have failed as a person
Elrond: Every time they speak a part of me dies.
Faramir: I wish I was dumb so that I could always underachieve and people wouldn’t be disappointed in me
Arwen: Having girls who read is a great thing. I mean, there are plenty of other not so great things they could be doing, like being a hooker.
Eowyn: You know, sometimes, girls have mood swings. Some days they want to shoot arrows into the forest, and other days they just want a tea party.
Galadriel: You know why I don't have a boyfriend? because I'm WIFE material, not GIRLFRIEND material
Glorfindel: Can I put in my resume that I can put my hair up in a bun for hours with only one Bobby pin? Because that right there is a SKILL
