that side of the fandom's requirements for the perfect superhero partner: come only when asked but show up no matter what life threatening situation is ready to destroy you, be involved in the fight but don't be TOO involved it makes you look annoying, don't have feelings of being left out and welcome the new teammates but don't welcome them so much you look like a pushover, don't destroy chimneys, don't express feelings of anger, disappointment and sadness, but don't be so happy and smiley and make jokes all the time and distract everyone else like an incompetent clown, don't have flirty banter with your best friend because if you do you're harassing her even if it's two sided, be there to save ladybug at the cost of your own life if she's in danger but don't go about disappearing and getting brainwashed sooooo many times and inconveniencing her, don't get confused and disappointed when you're lied to and secrets are being kept from you, even if they're things you need to know, get a doctor's note that you are mentally sound and don't suffer from any traumatic emotional abuse so that you are able to be the perfect puppet partner that ladybug needs or better yet don't be adrien agreste
ladybug's requirements for the perfect partner: chat noir