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what would you have me do?

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zymple

crossover au concept: doofenshmirtz goes to france and teams up with hawkmoth as “the local villain”. he puts a self destruct button on the elevator (bc ofc he does). when it inevitably gets pressed and reveals everything adrien looks down at them in shock and doof’s like

“wait wait wait. your son doesn’t know??”

“…there was never a good time to tell him—“

“you spend all day in here! when do you spend time with him!”

“he’ll understand when he gets his mother back”

“you’re saying you left your mourning son alone for the past year!? i get we’re evil but that’s just cruel!”

“you wouldn’t understand—“

“you’re right! i don’t! my daughter takes full priority over my villainy!”

“but i can’t rest until i get her back”

“…you really need to find a better work/life balance, sheesh”

@sketchy-panda ARE YOU SEEING THIS????

AAHAAHHHHHHHHH THIS IS THE BEST IDEA EVER

DOOFENSHMIRTZ SUPREMACY

Now I need Perry the platypus bursting in and Gabriel and Heinz going

"A Platypus?"

Perry puts on the hat

"Perry the platypus!"

and Gabriel is still VERY MUCH confused

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valtsv

hero: IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO???

villain: *choking back tears* uh, yeah, i'm actually trying really hard here man

hero: *now looking uncomfortable* oh

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dreamterlude

hero: hey man its okay that was good you uh you did good back there

villain: i did good??

hero: i mean- bad!! you did bad!!

villain: I did BAD?!?!

hero: i mean... you did good at being bad!

villain: oh... thank you?

hero: *awkwardness intensifies* no problem...

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fagsystem

villain, tearing up again: no one has ever told me I'm good at anything!

hero: where are your parents I just want to talk

All the best hero - villain dynamics just lead right back to these two

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