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Elsie | Christian | Multifandom. | English Major | I try to write fanfic, I'm bad at staying on task | Star Wars and Marvel comics have an insane hold over me | Ladynoir my beloved | Writing Side Blog: @imaginary-things-nothing-else
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#DO YOU THINK ABOUT HOW EXHAUSTED DEPA LOOKS AND CRY ABOUT IT? #DO YOU LOOK AT THE DARK RIMS AROUND HER EYES AND THINK ABOUT HOW WEARY SHE IS DOWN TO THE BONE? #DO YOU THINK ABOUT HOW CLOSE THEY WERE TO ENDING THE WAR AND THEY COULD GO HOME AND HEAL? #SHE COULD TEACH HER PADAWAN IN A TIME OF PEACE #SHE COULD RETURN TO HER HOME AND ACTUALLY REST #SHE COULD STOP PUSHING HERSELF AGAIN AND AGAIN BECAUSE LIVES WERE ALWAYS ON THE LINE #SHE AND THE REST OF HER JEDI FAMILY COULD BREATHE AGAIN #AND SHE MUST HAVE BEEN SO WORN DOWN #JUST LOOK AT HER I FEEL LIKE A NAP JUST SEEING HER EYES #AND THEN SHE NEVER GOT THE CHANCE #GUNNED DOWN AT THE ENDING POINT #WHEN THEY WERE SO CLOSE TO BEING ABLE TO STOP THIS AND GO HOME #HOW ALL THOSE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS AND PUSHING HERSELF JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE TO SAVE JUST A FEW MORE PEOPLE #HOW IT WAS ALL ALMOST FINISHED #AND THEN ORDER 66 HAPPENED AND SHE NEVER GOT TO HEAL FROM IT

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Obi-Wan actually knows what all the new space memes mean, even before Anakin or Ahsoka, he is absolutely on top of that shit, he could have an Extremely On-line way of speaking, but he resolutely thinks it’s far, far funnier to pretend to not understand any of these references and to use them wrong, just to watch the light die in Anakin’s eyes, like “Yesterday, I yeeted my lunch because I was so hungry.”, hopeful look pointed at Anakin, like, did I use it right? and watching Anakin cry real tears of frustration because that’s not how you use it is the funniest thing Obi-Wan has ever seen. Ahsoka is 100% on to him, but she also thinks it’s funnier this way, so she pretends to be annoyed with him, “No!  Master Kenobi, WHY.” meanwhile secretly fistbumping him behind Anakin’s back, to which Obi-Wan gentle wraps his hand around her stuck out fist and tries to shake her hand like he doesn’t recognize the gesture, which DELIGHTS her.

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#and he does this in front of his men too#which causes anakin to panic that this is going to *spread*#he grabs cody at the next opportunity ‘obi-wan is saying it wrong. it’s very important to me that you know that’s not how it’s used.’#cody - very used to the generals bickering - ‘as you say sir’#also i bet obi-wan gets depa to join in on this with him (via @jedi-order-apologist​)

Intentional Jedi Boomer Parents Masters Obi-Wan and Depa 😂 😂. Caleb hates few things more than having lunch with Master Kenobi, due to the sheer second hand embarrassment. He and Anakin are companions in suffering. 

This kind of things are all really beneath Mace though. Except for that one time once every few months when he gets into an elevator with a young Knight or Padawan (even an unsuspecting Master once or twice) and in a perfectly dry pan tone perfectly uses or references a new meme. 

#there’s this slight *hint* of warmth to Mace’s tone#just enough so you know he is 100% doing this on purpose#(he thinks it’s hilarious) (via @ilummoss) Absolutely.  Mace thinks the funniest route in all of this isn’t to be completely up on all the new memes, just to drop one every couple of months, that one time a young Padawan nearly fainted when he said, “What is love, but the light side persevering?” in a lesson to the younglings was hilarious, because they’re never sure if it’s just a coincidence or if Master Windu used that reference on purpose.  No one (except Yoda) can ever tell when he’s being serious and when he’s gently trolling them all.

ok ok so if Caleb is tormented by this as a child that means he absolutely does it to Ezra and sabine as an adult (via @all-was-not-well) Obi-Wan’s lineage invented this practice, but Mace’s lineage perfected it.  Mace absolutely did this to Depa, Depa absolutely did this to Caleb, and Kanan absolutely did this to Ezra.

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