what would you have me do?

Genuinely convinced that my husband and I just don’t have the object permanence to be jealous.

When I’m out until midnight he’s not like “I bet she’s getting hit on by other guys” he’s like “heehee viddy games, hoohoo painting”

And then when I do come back it’s like “:D oh shit I forgot you existed but im glad you reminded me.”

My husband, arriving home and seeing me: :D oh nice I have a wife

Me when my husband arrives home and I see him: :D oh nice I have a husband

Yeah we are just a couple of golden retrievers that lay on the couch and heave a heavy sigh and then see each other and go absolutely wiggly bonkers

Maybe I’m weird but I do not understand dudes who propose and get turned down like….how did you not know she would say no? Like…are people asking out of the clear blue sky? Again, maybe this is abnormal, but my boyfriend and I have had many, many conversations about marriage. Deep conversations and also sleepy pillow talk where one of us whispers “Let’s get married.” and the other one is like “Heck yeah.” We’ve discussed who will take who’s name and the idea of public proposals and the style of rings we like. Maybe you’re not SUPPOSED to talk about all that but…it just seems like it shouldn’t be a total surprise. Like I want to be surprised about exactly when and where but, that’s the only thing I want to leave up to chance.

Like, I feel like if you had no idea your girl would say no, you aren’t ready for marriage anyways. 

Your partner should know that a proposal is coming. The surprise and the touching part comes from the fact that they don’t know HOW.