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what would you have me do?

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Elsie | Christian | Multifandom. | English Major | I try to write fanfic, I'm bad at staying on task | Star Wars and Marvel comics have an insane hold over me | Ladynoir my beloved | Writing Side Blog: @imaginary-things-nothing-else
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I FORGOT HOW MUCH OF A BANGER AVENGERS (2012) IS. lIKE HOLY SHIT IT IS SO GOOD. MARVEL REALY HAS GONE DOWN. THE QUIPS, THE SHAKSPERIAN/AGARDIAN DIALOG, THE TESSERACT, THE FIGHT SCENES, HOLY SHIT THE FIGHT SCENES DID I MENTION THE FIGHT SCENES????? LIKE FIVE MINUTES IN WE GET "Untill such time as the world ends, we will continue as if it intends to keep spinning." WHAT THE FUCK, FURY?????

I DIDN'T NOTICE HOW LITTLE QUIPS WE HAVE IN MODERN MARVEL. THIS MOVIE HAS SO MANY QUIPS I LOVE IT SO MUCH

ILY CLASSIC MARVEL I'M SORRY I EVER FORGOT HOW AMAZING YOU ARE

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man y’all remember when the avengers movie came out and everyone headcanoned that all the avengers would live together in the tower and had all these cute posts about various fun ways they could interact and then the movies literally never had any of them even be friends

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I want to state, for the record, that “all the avengers would live together in the tower” wasn’t collective headcanon, it was canon. The very last scene of Avengers (2012), the one they left us on, is Tony redesigning the tower, designing a living area for each Avenger. That was, canonically, what was supposed to happen, in canon, and they just changed their minds and decided to… not. For whatever goldarn reason.

GHHFDGJHFDS THATS EVEN FUNNIER WHY IS MARVEL LIKE THIS

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favourite avengers (2012) fanfic tropes

  • it’s day ending in “y” and Doombots are attacking
  • regular Angst O’Clock in Tony’s workshop 
  • Steve, looking at his watch like, “it’s angst o’clock, time to bring Tony a sandwich”
  • Air Vent Clint
  • “when did you people move into my tower”
  • CAPSLOCK THOR 
  • “MY FAIR JANE”
  • mildly incovenient Magic Curse by Loki precipitates team bonding
  • Natasha silently judging everyone in russian
  • Mario Kart
  • Coulson is just there
  • on thursdays Tony gets kidnapped
  • a glimpse into Alternate Crapsack Reality precipitates team bonding
  • Tony and Steve have Perfect Battlefield Synergy but both of them still think the other secretly hates him 
  • Surely Everyone Secretly Hates Tony
  • Bruce doing yoga in the background
  • Tony calls Pepper and/or Rhodey in throes of emotional crisis
  • Natasha providing Relationship Counseling at pivotal points in the story
  • “идиоты”
  • Movie Night
  • Steve is either surprisingly well adjusted or existing in perpetual state of Awkward, there’s no middle ground
  • Nick Fury, Avengers’ Disappointed Principal
  • Bruce drinking herbal teas in the background
  • Natasha has knives, Always, Everywhere
  • Thor doesn’t get Earth Culture
  • Fury’s “you morons need to get off your bullshit” speech precipitates team bonding
  • workshop binge
  • Tony functions on coffee and two hours of sleep
  • Sleep Deprivation causes Emotional Honesty
  • Clint and Natasha, SHIELD ninjas
  • Hulk likes Tony best

SHAME ON ME

I FORGOT THE POPTARTS 😭😭😭
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