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Elsie | Christian | Multifandom. | English Major | I try to write fanfic, I'm bad at staying on task | Star Wars and Marvel comics have an insane hold over me | Ladynoir my beloved | Writing Side Blog: @imaginary-things-nothing-else
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X-Men: Apocalypse + Erik getting absolutely roasted

Giffing notable moments from the xmen scripts, pt 5

(*, 1, 2, 3, 4)

Oh my godd @it-meant-nothing I am OBSESSED with these tags, I didn’t even consider what Peter’s reaction would be but you’re SO RIGHT 🥺

It makes me think about how earlier in the movie, they establish that Peter is very anxious about whether Erik is a good person. Even when they’d been captured and stuck in a cell, the one thing Peter was fixated on was Erik’s moral character, asking Raven “Was he the way they say? Was he the…bad guy?”

And after that, hearing Raven say such a dark truth about Erik (while Erik is actively ending the world) would DEFINITELY shake him to his core 😭

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH YOU ARE SO RIGHT. Peter probably didn’t believe his mom when she told him nothing good ends with Erik… but Peter still went to Erik because he wanted to know the man… he wanted to know his father. But his thought process, as someone with low self-esteem, was probably “why would he want me as a son? I’m a stupid loser…” but after hearing from Raven that Erik indeed hurts everyone… Peter started to believe his mom. And then his thoughts went from self doubts to “even if he wanted me, he’d end up destroying me.”

THE DADNETO FEEELSSS 😭😭😭😭

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gentil-minou

OKAY i know folks have pointed out how plagg is us telling adrien he's crazy for thinking she's just a friend

BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW IN RESPONSE ADRIEN DOESN'T DO OR SAY ANYTHING TO DISAGREE HE JUST SIGHS AND SMILES AND DRIFTS OFF TO SLEEP HOLDING HIS PHONE TO HIS CHEST LIKE???

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baby dragons that sleep in your fireplace and roll about in the soot and the ash trying to get comfortable on burning logs, screeching loudly whenever people walk by or when more logs need to be added to its roost and not stopping until content again

baby dragons with wings that are disproportionate to their bodies until older but nonetheless stubbornly trying to pick themselves up off the ground by running and aggressively flapping and managing to only get a few feet off the ground for a few seconds before crash landing

baby dragons that haven’t been exposed to priceless things such as gems and gold pieces and instead infatuate themselves with other unusual shiny things — like silverware, brass clocks, instruments, and pots and pans

baby dragons who get cold in the winter and crawl up into their caretaker’s clothing (almost always while said clothing is being worn) and curl up as tight as possible and begin to make sounds similar to content purring as they sleep

baby dragons making whiny hungry bird noises until they’re fed

baby dragons being afraid of the family cat for a while until after a few days the cat wanders up to the sleeping pile of scales and fire and curling around them for a nap in the sunshine

baby dragons stealing the shiny car keys and chewing on them

baby dragons gently nibbling on the jewelry of their favorite people- and not so gently with people they don’t like

baby dragons blowing tiny puffs of smoke out their noses when they snore

baby dragons using the cat’s scratching post

baby dragons wearing tiny saddles with knight-in-shining-armour action figures riding on their backs

baby dragons roasting mini marshmallows mid-air when you toss them before eating them

baby dragons hiding on top of bookshelves and cabinets when they don’t want to go to the vet

baby dragons having to be trained to shed the soot and ash from the fireplace before climbing into bed w/ their owner (If you scratch them at the base of the spine just above the tail their scales rustle and vibrate)

baby dragons having to learn a proper hoard size, collecting everything they can (silverware, trinkets) until they have enough items and enough quality items to be picky and choosy, ending up with a main hoard and ‘spills’ of subpar items that are cast aside, piles of outgrown and inferior treasures

baby dragons on shoulders wrapping their tails around their owners arms for comfort and curiosity, isosceles tip tapping with interest at knuckles and figures to see what’s going on

baby dragons winding around ankles like cats

baby dragons hypnotizing birds, lizards, mice, other small animals, playing with them and play-hunting

baby dragons playing with fire, blowing gently on candles to make them flicker and then huffing them out, attempting to relight them, bringing small items to toast and light aflame (its considered wise to let them play with fire to learn discipline and how it works before they can produce it at will)

baby dragons using their claws and teeth on scratching posts and wood furniture, but also scratching their scales against rough surfaces, abrading treetrunks and scratching against table corners

baby dragons purring and rumbling and it sounding almost like metal grinding

baby dragons swallowing stones to help digestion and grind up food, baby dragons spitting out little owl pellets of fur and bone cause they cant pass them yet

baby dragons curling up with each other and getting tangled up and their spikes and scales hooked together while sleeping

baby dragons <3

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Hey guys, I’m sorry for the inactivity (I usually do this during Hiatuses), but I have big news… Season 5 is being planned to pre-premiere in JUNE!!!

Recently, Gloob made this post on their Instagram, in response to the speculation that’s been around of an early premiere in June:

Speculation started after Angela Cortez (Zag Vice President Latin America) confirmed that Gloob is planning for a pre release in June, and this post seems to confirm said suspicions.

We have no exact date yet, but I’ll keep you guys updated. All in all, I’m definitely shaking with excitement, time to finally update my pinned post!!

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chinese!marinette headcanons because only one person encouraged me to do this and that was enough for me to do it

  • you are all COWARDS for making “adrien teaches marinette chinese” headcanons, she speaks wenzhouhua at home and just vaguely understands mando because sabine preferred speaking her local dialect with her kids and figured she could learn mando some other time
  • she did not learn mando but can understand some of it. also she feels insecure about her wenzhouhua at times but. i promise u it’s better than adrien’s mando, which i could not understand for my life and needed subs for
  • going shopping at the chinese grocery store with her mom and picking out the veggies, knowing what they are but forgetting the names cuz she wasn’t taught to read chinese
  • SHOES OFF IN THE HOUSE, always wearing fuzzy slippers indoors. her dad forgets this rule sometimes and sabine always starts mopping and grumbling under her breath immediately afterward
  • i guess it’s a french bakery or whatever but don’t u dare thing sabine didn’t take marinette to chinese bakeries growing up, eating egg custards and hot dog buns and pineapple cakes
  • her mom sent her to love boat
  • sabine hosts family reunions every year. the house is extremely cramped and crowded, there’s at least 70 people in inside because only half the family could make it.
  • “we have two 40-year-old cousins in hong kong from your jiu jiu’s first marriage, but we don’t really talk to them. i think the younger one is a singer”
  • that jiu jiu is currently sitting on the couch and has two six-year-olds with his second wife
  • there’s a mountain of shoes at the front door and finding your own pair is like playing “where’s waldo”
  • especially when you have a lot of cousins in your teens and twenties who all wear the exact same adidas sneakers
  • long before adrien marinette’s biggest crush was jay chou and she dreamed of being a S.H.E. member
  • sabine would not wear a qipao 24/7 HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS!!!
  • she dresses in ankle-length mom jeans and a blouse with the sleeves rolled halfway up and carried a gucci handbag, change my mind
  • she becomes friends with kagami and brings her to her house and says “oh by the way can you tell my mom you’re chinese but don’t understand or speak it? thanks”
  • adrien and marinette let the families meet. gabriel reaches for the bill, but it’s nowhere to be found. sabine is cackling in the corner, having finally found someone who doesn’t know the bathroom trick.
  • she approves of the match once she finds out adrien’s grades and family income because marrying smart and rich will get you places
  • marinette’s friends think her house is pretty chinese when they walk in with the ink paintings and scrolls. her older cousin’s house on the other hand, has a those plus a shrine plus a buddha statue plus jade turtles and frogs with coins on their heads and in their mouths RESPECTIVELY plus a tape continuously playing buddhist chants.
  • her mom always tried to give her teachers gifts at the end of the semester and it was embarrassing because NOBODY ELSE DID IT
  • her friends watched anime but like… she grew up on the old ones like shin chan and doraemon, but the chinese dubs
  • speaking of which she has tapes of the three monks and tadpoles looking for their mother and nezha conquers the dragon king in her room at the moment
  • All those family members have very specific names. It’s not just her cousin, it’s her younger male cousin on her father’s side (堂弟 in Mandarin). Talking to her family can be a nightmare when she can hardly remember how this person is related to her, much less their title.
  • Marinette is totally one of those people who perfers chopsticks and will eat anything with them. And yes spaghetti is a noodle dish I will eat it with chopsticks, fight me.
  • Sabine has three half empty bottles of Tiger Balm lying around the house.
  • The spring festival rolls around and oh my fuck what asshole cousin put a string of firecrackers in my bathtub!?
  • Marinette absolutely does befriend Kagami and has that Asian Friendship ™ experience we all know. It’s refreshing to be able to talk about your trip to see your grandparents without stopping to explain hong bao or titles/names like Nai Nai and Ye Ye. Also who doesn’t like sharing traditional food? Nothing like gossiping over sesame balls. These two are absolute Asian Legends and y'all can fight me.
  • Sabine is absolutely the kind of asian mom who regularly uses a really fancy tea set. Marinette was not allowed to touch it until she was 10 because she’s such a clutz.
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  • HER FAMILY EATING DINNER HOT POT-STYLE ON SPECIAL OCCASIONS (thats what my family likes to do)
  • the dupain-chengs are great with french pastries but they’re also amazing with making mooncakes, egg tarts, ningao, Red Bean-Filled Steamed Buns. You Name It. theyve got it all. 
  • not only did Marinette grow up with the shin chan and doraemon dubs but she sure as hell watched some good ol’ Xi Yang Yang (which is that one piece of children’s entertainment which is as ubiquitous as Spongebob in China)
  • listen we know marinette is half chinese and kagami is japanese and those are different but at my school all the korean, chinese, etc. kids band together like a squad, so they’d definitely be ultimate besties. but also because they are simply awesome gals. kim is invited too to dine in on the sesame balls
  • AU WHERE Ladybug’s weapon was actually a classic Chinese yoyo. Imagine how POWERFUL SHE WOULD BE with THIS THING:
  • side note: we dont know what year Marinette was born in but NOW I REALLY NEED TO KNOW because i need to know what her Chinese Zodiac Animal is 
  • ALSO!! this original 2013 concept art of her room back was sooooo neat-looking and is worthy to talk about as a whole:

WE COULD’VE HAD IT ALL

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orangebunnit

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