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what would you have me do?

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Elsie | Christian | Multifandom. | English Major | I try to write fanfic, I'm bad at staying on task | Star Wars and Marvel comics have an insane hold over me | Ladynoir my beloved | Writing Side Blog: @imaginary-things-nothing-else
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fanonical

the whole ‘firebenders can’t create fire’ thing from the atla movie is just so funny to me

like, imagine every zuko fight but beforehand we see zuko crouched down with twigs and flint trying desperately to get a little fire going

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muffinlance

This is the man who brought a water bucket to a fire fight, he would ABSOLUTELY carry around a little caveman fire-starter coal

But also

Azula at the last Agni Kai: Brother, I will–

Zuko: *breaks out the Sister Spray Bottle*

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A new version of Phineas and Ferb is being released. It is on a streaming service, and will be rated MA. Everyone wonders what this mature version of their beloved kids show will be. The first season is released, and you start watching it. It is just the same as the first season of the old show. Is this some elaborate joke? Finally at the end of the first episode, it happens. Dr. Doofenshmirtz is defeated, as he usually is. This time, however, as Perry is making his exit, you here Doofenshmirtz yell, "Fuck you Perry the Platypus." This is the only thing that has changed in the show.

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mandojerk

I assumed that Ferb would finally be allowed to kill

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foeofcolor

if i had to pick a vilgante city to be in, i’d rather it be star city over gotham because not only do the bats have awful villians, the entire damn city gets involved in their family drama. imagine ur trying to sleep and fucking batman and red hood are screaming on the roof about the joker. or like one of the robins is having temper tantrum. or fucking batman is making out with a rogue. the arrows at least arent completely nocturnal. 

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♥️♥️ just thinkin’ bout my ✨friend✨♥️♥️

♥️♥️ my ✨special friend✨ who I’d do anything and everything for ♥️♥️

♥️♥️ I just wanna kiss my ✨friend✨ so bad ♥️♥️

♥️♥️ she keeps pulling away but that’s okay because she’s my ✨best friend✨ ♥️♥️

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