i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

Saying I am worried for Quentin Quire is an understatement.

What do you mean? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

THIS COVER SAID HE DIED 100 AND HE STILL DIED MORE TIMES THAN THAT... LET'S BE FR RIGHT NOW.

JED MACKAY, I AM BEGGING YOU.

@thevampiricnihal

God Forbid Women do *Anything*

it’s really frustrating how you have to wait like, 2 weeks before you can drink milk after you buy it. i know you gotta wait for the date on the bottle but like why cant the store just sell the milk thats ready?

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Would sleeping with a centaur be considered bestiality?

Yes

That raises another question: do centaurs have human or horse genitals? Or both?

Horse.

Then the question is, would it be morally acceptable for a centaur to mate with a normal horse

And what would the offspring be like?

I hate all of this

This is the last thing you see before you die

Ok everyone we found it. The worst post

Quit horsing around you sintaurs.

NEVER FORGET

you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing

HE HAD A SON NAMED

WHAT

NICK I LOOKED IT UP AND SAW NOTHING OF THE SORT IS THIS A PRANK

technically his name was edward but everyone called him plorn

Edward “Plorn” Dickens. my god.

I have something worse

oh???

imagine getting stuck with the nickname Plorn

imagine getting sent to live in the Australian outback when you were sixteen

WHY WERE THEY SO CRUEL TO MY BOY PLORN

I have an answer to that one too

The face of a man whose father nicknamed him Plorn.

Born without a groove 😔

the fact the people inside the mcu made a musical in 2021 about an event that happened in 2012 that cost a bunch of lives is fucking hilarious in a morbid way. they got loki up there singing. this is like making a 9/11 musical in 2010

Right now I’m thinking of Ladybug and Chat Noir repeatedly ransoming Adrien for money

Everytime i read an AU where the war ends and the clones get rights and everything i cant help but wonder how they would dress.

You have these guys who have literally NEVER had to dress themselves. There were always uniforms and they have primarily been around clones and jedi and then the war is over and they just have to start?? Wearing normal clothes??

I feel like this scenario would end in some of the most horrendous outfits the galaxy has ever seen. Just millions of very very badly dressed men.

I am 10 years late and I’m sorry… but I only found out now that the elevator scene with Peter and Erik was improvised?! By the actors themselves?!

Wait sooo, who brought up the line, “My mom once knew a guy who could do that”??? 🤔

Was it also their idea to have Peter annoy Erik just like any son would do to his father 🥺 because yes, they know that their characters are father and son 😭

It’s been 10 years and I still can’t move on—

what if i killed myself huh? HUH?