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what would you have me do?

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Elsie | Christian | Multifandom. | English Major | I try to write fanfic, I'm bad at staying on task | Star Wars and Marvel comics have an insane hold over me | Ladynoir my beloved | Writing Side Blog: @imaginary-things-nothing-else
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i’ll say it til the cows come home but as undeniably strange as the star wars prequels are, george lucas’ direction with anakin was downright fucking inspired. people were waiting for whatever badass backstory lucas was sure to give them, awaiting a naturally intimidating actor with rogueish charm to be cast, waiting for this masterpiece of badass villainy or whatever, and george lucas is like no, no, i’ve got you. and then he finds the one man on the planet who looked babier than baby mark hamill and says, “his main personality trait will be being weird and awkward, secondary personality trait loving his wife, tertiary personality trait being incredibly good at murder, and all of these traits will do battle on the silver screen for three movies until they all win in possibly the worst way.” that fucking rules. george lucas could’ve done anything with darth vader and he willingly, enthusiastically chose mentally unstable college student who is somehow married but his only friend is his kind-of dad. that fucking rules, top down, that’s fucking exquisite. if you don’t think that premise is inherently entertaining you’ve got no taste

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marvelstars

George bassically said, I will give you the story of Darth Vader who was bassically a babe in the woods the moment he gets to Coruscant, a former slave with trauma who is also extremely good at war and murder since he was a 9 year old while also being emotionally vulnerable who after being separated from his loving mother is raised by a sarcastic and reppresed monk and the literal personification of evil in the whole star wars universel, he loves both of them, ah and also Anakin is destined to kill them by fate and tragedy. ¡Enjoy!

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swan2swan

ANH Luke Skywalker: “They’re going to kill the princess, I don’t care what Obi-Wan said, I’m going to save her.” 

ESB Luke Skywalker: “They’re torturing my friends, I don’t care what Yoda said, I’m going to save them.” 

ROTJ Luke Skywalker: “I’m going to save you, and I’m going to save you, and I’m going to save you, and I don’t care what anyone says.”

I’m Luke Skywalker, I’m here to rescue you.

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frownyalfred

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man…he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

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welshronin

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

Alfred is the original “Call an ambulance — but not for me”

@dragonpuppies I spent way too long on this

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qwertyu858
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trader-j0e

Bruce: I have a code.

Alfred: And I have a gun.

Bruce: time to remove the guns.

Alfred: good fucking luck.

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frankenmouse

I’ve peer reviewed @ebonyheartnet’s addition and found that it deserves a reblog.

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jaguarys

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shikisshiki

as much as I enjoy CGI Luke (yes I think they did a great job in tbobf), I still wish Graham Hamilton could have the chance to play Luke without his face being covered because he has such a graceful and elegant demeanour that I can’t dream of a better jedi master luke

I NEED to see more of him playing post-empire luke in his prime

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clsmcsmii

I totally agreed with you. He’s already perfect for Luke Skywalker without CGI.

Yessssssss. This

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