I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

Some people have been wondering about the raccoon. Listen. Listennn. Don't ask about the raccoon.

But does the racoon survive the Uruk-Hai? Does he curl up on Aragorn's head, or does he go straight to Faramir? Does he bite Denethor?

My friend. My colleague. My brother my captain my king. I too have been pondering this question, and in my mind there can be only one ultimate outcome.

A few months later

All hail the High Warden of Gondor.

Epilogue: It ADORES Faramir.

Every time I see this post I’m obligated to reblog and make it your problem too!

The Lion King: It is impossible to CGI photorealistic lions who can also emote!

Chronicles of Narnia:

i am so angry about how perfect this gif is.

@clawedandcute I think you should see this

HAHAHAHAHAH yes

gawain cringe compilation

– getting pissed at a diplomat hes in negotiations with calling him hotheaded and beheading him without warning, causing the negotiations to become a battle (le morte)

– almost dying in the resulting battle (le morte)

– attacking multiple armed knights with a stick, twice (vulgate)

– almost bleeding out in his bed because he was too embarassed at getting stabbed to seek medical attention (li chevalier de espees)

– knighting dagonet, a clown, because he thought it would be funny, but it wasnt funny and everyone hated him for it (le morte)

– that bit where hes got five dogs and is so excited and having fun hunting w his dogs and morgause sees him and bursts into tears because hes such a failure and all his brothers are like nice going gawain u were so lame that you made mom cry and then she kicked us out and now were ALL HOMELESS  (vulgate)

– giving up on the water bridge immediately and almost drowning (knight of the cart)

– hitting on a girl, getting rejected, freaking out, running to guineveres room to vent, the girl is there in guineveres bed, he just joins the two of them and starts whining anyway, guinevere makes fun of him (gliglois)

– let a girl get kidnapped because he didnt want to get up when he was in the middle of a meal (latre)

– a fox stole his horse sword and clothes while he just fell asleep on the ground (roman van walewain)

– accidentally started the grail quest which leads to the deaths of like 36 people (vulgate and morte)

– personally accidentally murdering 18 of those people

– being a canonical manlet (half a foot shorter than lancelot in the vulgate)

– accidentally faking his own death at least three times (so many times… )

– the most classic and canonical gawain cringe, taking the green belt and shaming himself through lying and cowardice (SUPER cringe) (according to gawain)

This concept has been stuck in my head for far longer than I'd like to admit tbh

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I'm on the bluegrass music part of youtube right now and i stumbled across this comment on a really talented banjo cover

The idea that some serbian dad is in the same part of youtube as I am and his 5 year old son is hearing this fire banjo rendition of Foggy Mountain Breakdown for the first and going absolutely ape shit he likes it so much that he's running and jumping all across and around their house is just sending me. Peace and love on planet earth.

Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this

Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this.