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Elsie | Christian | Multifandom. | English Major | I try to write fanfic, I'm bad at staying on task | Star Wars and Marvel comics have an insane hold over me | Ladynoir my beloved | Writing Side Blog: @imaginary-things-nothing-else
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folks would really benefit if they stopped framing hanleia’s premarital bickering in esb as a sign of an inherent flaw in their relationship and started viewing as what it really is: two people working to tear down the public facade of the other to get at their actual heart.

every argument they have in esb is either leia actively trying to dismantle han’s tough, cocky, and aloof outer exterior and get him to admit he’s not just working with the rebellion out of convenience but because he’s actually come to care for the cause and the people fighting it (her and luke) and instead of jetting off the moment it starts getting too comfortable, he should face his fears and actually do something worthwhile with that surplus of dumb luck and hotshot charisma he oozes.

or it’s han actively trying to get leia to admit that she actually doesn’t have it all figured out!! oh she might know him like the back of her hand but she’s missing the big flashing sign right in front of her. WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH HIM, PRINCESS?? you think maybe its because you’ve got a big ol’ crush?? oh, sure! he gets it. the rebellion takes priority, she’s all work and no play… but if thats actually the case, would it kill her to stop hounding him about how he might secretly be a good guy?? or, simpler solution, why doesnt she just admit that theres clearly a spark here?? 

It’s also funny. It’s these two very strong willed people who are trying to flirt with each other and sort of failing, sort of speaking the other’s language.

It’s Very American Pride and Prejudice. No silent judgement or using Jane/Luke as a shield. Let’s yell. Chewie, take Mr. Collins into the back and plug him into the hyperdrive before he tells us anything more about the esteemed Lady Catherine de Bourgh.

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Once again, I am in absolute tears over the prequels and they are so much funnier than anyone gives them credit for because LOOK AT THIS SCENE It’s after Anakin has been a real brat to Obi-Wan in front of Padme because he’s trying to impress her, despite that Obi-Wan also tried to cheer him up about how she didn’t seem to notice him. It’s after their speeder chase with Zam where Anakin goes from patiently asking her about her target to SNARLING SCREAM RAGE in .5 seconds because she’s not giving him the answers he wants about Padme. So, this scene is in the context of how Obi-Wan has had more than enough of Anakin being obsessive about Padme and now Anakin is being sent on this mission before Obi-Wan thinks he’s ready and when you look at it through that lens IT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN SINCE THE LAST SCENE IN THIS MOVIE. LOOK AT ALL THAT SPACE IN THE TRANSPORT.  THERE IS ZERO REASON FOR OBI-WAN AND ANAKIN TO BE CRAMMED ONTO A SINGLE SEAT. WHAT KILLS ME THOUGH IS OBI-WAN AS SOON AS PADME STANDS UP TO WALK BY NOT ONLY IS HE ALREADY CRAMMED INTO ANAKIN’S PERSONAL SPACE BUT HE LEEEEEEEEANS OVER TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW BLOCKING ANAKIN’S VIEW OF PADME AS SHE WALKS BY AND THERE IS NOTHING OUTSIDE THAT WINDOW THAT IS OF INTEREST OBI-WAN IS LOOKING AT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING JUST TO BLOCK ANAKIN’S VIEW SO HE DOESN’T IMMEDIATELY START STARING AT PADME AGAIN AND YOU KNOW Y O U   K N O W  THAT’S WHY THEY’RE CRAMMED TOGETHER IN A SINGLE SEAT BECAUSE OBI-WAN TOOK ONE LOOK AT THAT HOT MESS OF A SITUATION AND WAS LIKE OH I AM NOT DEALING WITH THAT HEADACHE TODAY SO HE PARKS ANAKIN IN A FRONT SEAT AND SITS DOWN NEXT TO HIM FOR THE WHOLE TRAM RIDE AND AS SOON AS PAMDE IS IN ANAKIN’S VIEW, OBI-WAN LEANS OVER TO LOOK AT ABSOLUTELY NOTHING SO ANAKIN CAN’T GET UP HE DOESN’T GET UP UNTIL PADME’S WELL PAST AND TALKING TO DORME AND THEY ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO MOVE SO WHAT HAPPENS?  ANAKIN IMMEDIATELY STARTS STARING AT PADME AND SMILING THAT SMILE WHILE PADME AND DORME HAVE AN EMOTIONAL CONVERSATION AND ANAKIN IS LITERALLY TURNING TO GO OVER TO THEM WHEN OBI-WAN PRACTICALLY HAS TO SNAP HIS FINGERS IN ANAKIN’S FACE TO GET HIM TO FOCUS AND PAY ATTENTION OVER HERE AND I AM WEEPING ABOUT THIS BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT OBI-WAN HAS TO DEAL WITH, THIS IS WHAT OBI-WAN IS TRYING TO TRAIN INTO A JEDI, THIS IS WHY OBI-WAN HAS TO CORNER ANAKIN ON THE TRAM SO THEY CAN GET FIVE MINUTES OF ANAKIN NOT BEING A DRAMATIC MOONING TEENAGERS. THIS IS WHY OBI-WAN IS A SAINT TO PUT UP WITH ANAKIN SKYWALKER’S 19 YEAR OLD IDIOCY.

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STAR WARS CELEBRATION ANAHEIM 2022 ART SHOW “The Senator’s Wardrobe,” Dawn Murphy

“‘The Senator’s Wardrobe’ is my homage to the artistry and craftsmanship that went into creating Padmé’s costumes for Attack of the Clones. It also celebrates the community of Star Wars cosplayers who always grace the halls of every Celebration. It’s designed to be displayed alone or as a companion piece to ‘The Queen’s Wardrobe’ from the 2020 Celebration Art Show.”
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