what would you have me do?

tatooine boy discovers not all planets are covered in sand, will need an hour or so to process this

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folks would really benefit if they stopped framing hanleia’s premarital bickering in esb as a sign of an inherent flaw in their relationship and started viewing as what it really is: two people working to tear down the public facade of the other to get at their actual heart.

every argument they have in esb is either leia actively trying to dismantle han’s tough, cocky, and aloof outer exterior and get him to admit he’s not just working with the rebellion out of convenience but because he’s actually come to care for the cause and the people fighting it (her and luke) and instead of jetting off the moment it starts getting too comfortable, he should face his fears and actually do something worthwhile with that surplus of dumb luck and hotshot charisma he oozes.

or it’s han actively trying to get leia to admit that she actually doesn’t have it all figured out!! oh she might know him like the back of her hand but she’s missing the big flashing sign right in front of her. WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH HIM, PRINCESS?? you think maybe its because you’ve got a big ol’ crush?? oh, sure! he gets it. the rebellion takes priority, she’s all work and no play… but if thats actually the case, would it kill her to stop hounding him about how he might secretly be a good guy?? or, simpler solution, why doesnt she just admit that theres clearly a spark here?? 

It’s also funny. It’s these two very strong willed people who are trying to flirt with each other and sort of failing, sort of speaking the other’s language.

It’s Very American Pride and Prejudice. No silent judgement or using Jane/Luke as a shield. Let’s yell. Chewie, take Mr. Collins into the back and plug him into the hyperdrive before he tells us anything more about the esteemed Lady Catherine de Bourgh.

The OT as text posts part 7

Return of the Jedi (1983) dir. Richard Marquand

ah yes. han solo. han solo, so suave

so cool under pressure

so calm in a crisis

great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking

so great at witty comebacks

definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Truckers

definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car

no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight

so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.

people trust him cause he’s got that cool guy charisma

always knows what he’s doing. han solo. an expert.

in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you’re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate

"Ben Solo is Kylo Ren" no he's literally just Rey's emo cousin

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I think about this at least twice a day

hanleia isn’t made for everyone. some of you just don’t get it. you don’t understand the implications but not everyone was born to have taste. some people are just destined to mediocrity. it’s how the world works. just know i'm on the right side of history.

After watching 10 year old Leia verbally eviscerate her cousin, you look back at her adult interactions with Han and go “oh that really was just flirting” because if she’d wanted to destroy his confidence and entire sense of self in one conversation she could have. 

luke takes grogu home to his temple and han comes home from a long day of doing trophy husband things and sees the cutest, must fucked up looking little green thing just sitting at their dinner table and luke explains that he is a member of yoda’s species and han nearly has a conniption because luke never told him he was an alien and he always thought yoda was just some guy

luke: yeah, no, yoda was like 3 feet tall.

han, who had spent the last like 6 years thinking luke did parkour in the jungle carrying a full grown man on his back:

star wars heritage post

“A long, long time ago… a proud father, a loyal friend, and a loving son were inseparable.” Here’s the full reveal of an illustration I did for myself after watching a particular movie and finally having a chance to post it up online. Enjoy!

Carrie Fisher as Leia Organa & Harrison Ford as Han Solo THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: BEHIND THE SCENES

HE JUST LIFTS HER HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS BEFORE

THIS IS FROM A KIDS SHOW, HOW DID THEY MAKE THIS THE MOST ROMANTIC KISS I'VE EVER SEEN WTF???