"Dear Inquisitor, You Have Such Little Time Left."

when you make enemies with one of the two unofficially assigned chefs in the groups

I've seen Lucanis' family villa so I knew he was rich, but this banter made me realize that he's a rich boy who has no idea what money is worth lmao.

not to dragon age post on main but i'm still losing my mind over varric's face in the gameplay reveal as he says "please" and how he actually lowers bianca again and just . ok ser master viscount tethras are you talking to solas here or are you talking to anders or are you talking to bartrand :/

So yeah

i'm kind of obsessed with the fact that manfred doesn't speak because hiring renowned voice actor matt mercer to make only skeleton noises is absolutely peak behaviour on bioware's part

Fen’Harel may seem stressed, but this is important enrichment for him. For optimal health, trickster deities must be pursued by 2-5 larger, angrier deities at all times. This allows them to express their natural instincts to Run, Deny Involvement, and Proclaim Themselves “Just A Little Guy”.

lucanis: there's an annoying guy in my head rook connected with solas: what's that like

Lucanis Dellamorte 🖤 hi tumblr! been awhile <3

Roommate told me the crows talk so much about family that it reminded him of a certain someone

Day 7 of #Veiltober - Davrin Griffon Daddy.

My friend Lucanis is the funniest person I know.

Some Idiot: Solas deserves to die.

Me, Unapologetic Solavellan and Taker Of Zero Criticism: You try sitting on 8,000 years of guilt and regret because of your actions, tell me how you’d fare.

i do love that the first thing lucanis does when he arrives is make a grocery list. then he cleans the kitchen, sets the table, and starts the kitchen fire. then he goes to the market and gets everyone a personalized Little Treat. then he gets his Own little treat in the form of a coffee. then he just stuffs himself into an actual cupboard and broods. he just hangs out there. in the dark. im obsessed with him. this man was imprisoned for the past year with nothing but a literal demon for company and his first instinct is to care for and feed the party. his second instinct is to be emo. iconic behavior.

Is this anything?

im actually like vibrating.... we are storming through minrathous fighting venatori and giant skeletons with all of our assembled allies and trying to get to (???) and on the way we pick up solas, free from his prison, looking menacing with his glowing blue eyes and he tells us we are the world's only hope, he comes along with us to (????), turns into the fucking dread wolf before our eyes, howls dramatically and jumps on an evil ancient elven god turned dragon???????????????? ARE YOU KIDDING/!?!?!?!??!