A DRUNK OCTOPUS WANTS TO FIGHT

go white boy goooo

no white boy not like that

white boy i've never seen anyone fuck it up like that

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Saw a dude wearing a shirt that said “BEAST MODE ON/OFF” with the “ON” indicated and for a split second I thought it was pointing to “OFF” and i was like thats fucking insane

this would be such an awesome shirt honestly. like count yourselves lucky motherfuckers, im not even in beast mode right now. dont push me or i'll go home and change into my other shirt

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i love baikal seals. they always look like they've just gotten out of a sixteen year relationship and are now having an existential crisis. sopping wet cats. weirdly smooth. i love them.

everybody in the club get earnest

sensitive white boy freaking it genuine style on the dance floor

im the prettiest canary in this mine

what the fuck is that smell

this video has been all that i think about for days now

my dick is small and my mental illness is debilitating. from this, i can surmise that it's not my penis which stores mental illness, but something else entirely

hmm let me think of a super normal, heterosexual thing to comment on this youtube compilation video of hockey players apologizing after accidentally injuring another player

nailed it

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Here’s my seasonal collection of vintage (mostly weird) fashion.

if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business