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A DRUNK OCTOPUS WANTS TO FIGHT

@renmorris / renmorris.tumblr.com

Ren. (25+) (he/they) (If I don't respond to an ask please send it a second time.) I like a lot of things. But right now this is mostly a Twin Peaks, Elder Scrolls and classic horror blog. Also. Disco Elysium I’m disco blog now.
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the implications wrt the DB Cooper case in twin peaks lore is that teenage Cooper disassociated so hard that he made a tulpa. the tulpa then hijacked the plane and presumably was never found because he stopped existing. as tulpas do.

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Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

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the thing is Cooper and Harrier would immediately hit it off, Harry is taking him to his favorite kebab cart in Jamrock (the one least likely to give you food poisoning)

Kim and Albert are circling each other like wary cats, hissing occasionally. Albert is who Kim could be if doesn’t save his soul from the system. Kim reminds Albert of when he was younger and had faith. also as soon as they met Albert said something devastating about Harry’s outfit (which is showing off his biceps) and Kim will never forgive him.

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rip dale cooper you would have loved yapping on a bluetooth earpiece. facetiming diane. using the thumbs up emoji.

sending 2,000 word essay length multi paragraph texts to harry and getting a contemplative deeply meaningful ‘ok’ in response

Google invites. he would have loved sending Google calendar invites.

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Had a dream in the middle of the night that frightened me a great deal. A man who I have never seen was trying to break into my room. He kept calling my name and said that he wanted me. He then screamed, and after a moment it turned into a kind of roar as if he were some kind of animal. I told Mom about it and she said that she knew about "him," and that she has the same dream, and that I must never let the man into my room. I don't understand what it means. My chest hurts a great deal. I think I will go to sleep now. I am very tired.

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