hesitant-butthole
That’s me, I’m Holt.
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the greatest scene in B99 history
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where’s his emmy?
crowleysdelicateass
this is unacceptable! give him a fucking emmy already!
birdsuit
“do you see me as a father figure, peralta?” [narrator] yes, he did. “no. if anything, I see you as a ‘bother’ figure.” [narrator] that, too.
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i can’t believe stephanie beatriz saved my life
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one of my favorite things in Brooklyn Nine Nine is when you can tell the writers were like “you know, Andre Braugher is an extremely talented Shakespearean actor who graduated top of his class at Juilliard…..what if we took advantage of that for our sitcom”
gaymilesedgeworth
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gifs won’t do this justice, please watch brooklyn 99
the diggity dopest
Knew it. See what happens when your dads had sex.
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killthefez
boxesofpepe:
get to know me: favorite fictional characters → captain raymond holt (brooklyn nine-nine)
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I’m a higher level of being, like Her from the movie “Her.”
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b99 hiatus meme ¬ week four: favourite team moment
Real Ray or Fake Ray? - “I will say a phrase. You tell me if I made it up or if it’s something that Captain Holt actually said in real life to an actual human being.”
queerhawkeye
[Caption: a gifset from Brooklyn Nine-Nine. They are at the Beach House, all sitting around in the basement.
Jake (reading from a card): “The futility of lighting candles only to blow them out immediately is just one reason I find children’s birthday parties impractical.” Charles: “Holt.” Rosa: “That’s Holt.” Gina: “Mm, fake.” Terry: “I say fake too.” Ray (shaking his head): “I don’t remember saying it, so it must be fake.” Jake (gesturing for emphasis): “It was real! Oh! To Terry’s kids at their birthday party.” Ray: “Oh, I remember now.” (raising his drink, excited) “Oh, do another one. Do another one.” Jake (back to reading from a card): “All right, phrase number two: ‘Any smile that lasts longer than a second and a half is a con man’s ruse.’” Everyone: “That’s fake.” Ray (stone-faced): “I said it.” (standing up and grinning) “AND I MEANT IT!”]