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sick of teeth being so high maintenance. you don’t see any other bones requiring so much care and upkeep they literally just do their job and don’t threaten to rot and fall out of your body?? grow up

wizard hat cowboy brim

Witch o’ the Wild West

with a coyote familiar!

Oh this look absolutely fucked even before I saw the art *chef's kiss*

I like to drunk butterfly pea flower tea because I think it’s very pretty, I don’t care about the supposed health benefits because damn it, look at it

BUT

Today I found out its scientific name

Here’s what the flower looks like

feliz día de reyes

every family should include…

2022 predictions

what would you do if you saw jeff bezos in real life?

like to murder him in cold blood

reblog to murder him in cold blood

scroll past to murder him in cold blood

comment to murder him in cold blood

anyway stream montero

wizard hat cowboy brim

Witch o’ the Wild West

with a coyote familiar!

I know zero suit samus exists and what she canonically looks like outside of the suit but I don’t fucking care she is six feet tall and fucking ripped and I want to lick her abs thank you

Good news

This is the greatest news thank you I’m gonna dream of her now ❤️

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE DARK WORLD!!!

Job postings these days are like

Wanted: Virgin, with 3 years of sexual experience

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Re-blogging again because that comment fucking killed me