i absolutely love that no one is safe from arthur’s inability to shut the fuck up when something stupid happens. his desire to give lip knows no bounds. he will read you within an inch of your life for no reason other than that you were foolish enough to ask him a dumb question. does this trolley go to tahiti? should i just…sneak on now? 😑 are you secretly normal? oh, i didn’t know i was talking to a LAYDEE. can i turn myself in? i GOTTA GIFT RIGHT HERE. 😤 i don’t have a name 😒 the man said here’s hoping to a potential hanging AND called micah a court jester. he’s an ornery asshole and i want to be his wife