my only criminal minds hot take is that i think emily is a lesbian but i also ship hotchniss. they’d be such a hot power couple i’m not sorry why did they keep planting those seeds & then not following up on it. but also i’ve never seen anyone more lesbian than emily prentiss. why did they make her look at jj like That. why did jj look at her like That. i can taste the jemily in my mouth from some of these episodes. these writers have literally no idea what’s going on or what they want. they’re me. i can & will have conflicting ships i don’t give a fuck they’re all true all at the same time canon is my playpen
#fiona speaks#criminal minds#emily prentiss is one of my projection characters#she is so incredibly dear to me#i watch this show to look at pretty people + indulge in team as family#+ get a little teehee giggle in the 1% of comedy that happens#+ kick my feet whenever garcia and morgan talk to each other#but i can only watch it when i’m at home on breaks bc i get really anxious & paranoid abt crime happening to me#so i can’t watch it very often cause it worms into my brain & i start developing ocd aha anyway#ANYWAY#time to go watch minimal loss + retaliation + lauren again mwahahaha