Korra toro >:( dibujo antiguo encontrado en el baúl de los recuerdos 3 (bueno es una tora xD)
that was the uggliest sound I’ve ever heard….. lol
when he pulls out
LMAOOOOO
😕
this is kind of a PSA??
“well confession time, i used to be a solely nsfw artist. (gasp) and since i’ve joined the miraculous fandom i tried to draw in a style that wasn’t so… “ecchi” however, that is in fact my signature thing. i draw harsh curves, exaggerated proportions, etc. i love to exaggerate!
that being said, i also wanted to assure you all i do NOT plan to draw any mlb nsfw content!”
but this is closer to what i would normally draw
OKAY, SO IF YOU WANT A BETTER EXPLANATION, YOU SHOULD READ THIS (BUT IT’S +18 AND CONTAINS REALLY SILLY HUMOR?? BUT IT’S THE BEST SHIT EVER, TRUST ME!)
HOLY SHIT MAYA AKJDBASFBKVDB
YES
YESSSSSSSSS
there’s s EVEN FUCKING CHAPTERS HOLY SHIT
IT’S FINALLY THE DAY I DELVE INTO THE CUCUMBER FIC
this fandom
OH MY GOD
DAMN MARINETTE
BACK WITH THE CUCUMBERSSSSSSSSSS
I FUCKING HATE THIS DALJFCBASKJVBDS N
OKAY, SO IF YOU WANT A BETTER EXPLANATION, YOU SHOULD READ THIS (BUT IT’S +18 AND CONTAINS REALLY SILLY HUMOR?? BUT IT’S THE BEST SHIT EVER, TRUST ME!)
HOLY SHIT MAYA AKJDBASFBKVDB
YES
YESSSSSSSSS
there’s s EVEN FUCKING CHAPTERS HOLY SHIT
IT’S FINALLY THE DAY I DELVE INTO THE CUCUMBER FIC
this fandom
WE JUST REALIZED THAT WE’RE SOBBING ON SKYPE RIGHT NOW
@mayaliicious @derierisu completely ruined the umbrella scene song and i hate the scene now
Y’ALL FUCKING SINNERS STARTED THIS
YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT MARI
YOU CAN’T PROVE SHIT, DERY
EXACTLY
WE NEED PROOFS
GO AHEAD AND TRY TO #EXPOSE ME
Y’ALL FUCKING SINNERS STARTED THIS
YOU KNOW YOU LIKE IT MARI
YOU CAN’T PROVE SHIT, DERY
Y’ALL FUCKING SINNERS STARTED THIS
IM YELLIN
Okay but that Batman: Bad Blood clip is putting ideas in my head.
Like, I hope it becomes a running gag almost? Just…
- Dick and Kory talking to each other on the phone, constantly talking about how much they want to bang.
- Loudly and pointedly remarking on the fact that they are not currently banging and haven’t banged in a while because SOME DOUCHENOZZLE can’t handle Gotham for like five minutes without ringing for backup, or forgot to pay a babysitter, or went off and got himself missing UGH WHAT A JERK.
- Dick bringing up that he could totally be at the Tower or literally anywhere else with his smoking hot alien girlfriend right now, having hella sex, instead of dealing with yet more Batfamily drama for Gotham’s sake Bruce get ur shit together what is this like the third time this week you and Damian have come to blows over something petty.
- Damian rolling his eyes about how tragic it is that Dick’s love life keeps getting cockblocked and how little he cares.
- “Yes Grayson, your constant whining has made it VERY CLEAR that you’d rather not be playing babysitter again tonight. As you have REPEATEDLY emphasized. CONSTANTLY.”
- Dick waits five seconds and then is like, “Have I mentioned how much sex I could be having right–”
- “Yes Grayson, oh my god shut up we know EVERYONE KNOWS.”
- Dick getting super pouty and twitchy about it.
- Alfred comes in and is like, “Master Dick–”
- “WHAT?” *scowls* *surly glare*
- “…It can wait.”
- “Good choice, Al.”
- And he just skulks around the house or slinks into the batcave to wreck some training drones.
- And Alfred has mini conniptions over the mess.
- Calls Bruce up and is like, “For the love of all that is pure and holy let the boy have a night off to release his tensions! He is making the Cave a junkyard!”
- Bruce has no idea what to do about any of this.
- “IT’S HARD TO DEPROGRAM AND RAISE YOUR PSYCHO MURDEROUS ASSASSIN BABY OKAY.”
- “LIKE, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?”
- “I’M NOT EXACTLY MR. SENSITIVE YOU KNOW.”
- “Dick’s good with kids, he can handle him, right? Anyway I’ll be downtown totally not avoiding my problems by beating Joker’s face in, nope.”
- Kory eventually getting so frustrated that she turns up at the manor all like, “ALL RIGHT THIS SHIT IS RIDICULOUS, YOU AND ME ARE GOING TO BANG. NOW.”
- Grabs Dick’s collar and pulls him into the nearest room while he’s red-faced and sputtering weakly about how Damian is in the house right now Kory oh god what no we can’t be doing this here Bruce will kill me but wait keep doing that thing with your tongue that was amazing holy shit I missed you babe.
- “I know, Dick, I know.”
- Damian catches them and is traumatized like, “GRAYSON WHAT THE HELL STOP FORNICATING ALL OVER THE HOUSE I’m telling
MomAlfred.” - Bruce wanders in, hears the moaning from all the way down in the cave, and nopes right back out again. Spends the rest of the night bashing heads.
- Jason and Babs getting drinks together in a bar somewhere commenting to each other on the mess like, “And this is why we don’t visit home anymore.”
I JUST REALLY NEED THIS TO BE A RUNNING GAG OKAY.
The year is 2015, and you still have to explain to adult men AND women that there’s no such thing as a “tight” or “loose” vagina, because it’s a muscle that expands and contracts depending on a variety of reasons. Or that a woman does not pee out of her vagina. Or that reaching an orgasm during sexual assault does not mean the person enjoyed it. Or that abortion is not the destruction of a fetus, but is of a clump of cells. That the length of a penis has NO relevance to the ability to preform well sexually, since the average vagina is only 3-4 inches long. That pubic hair is not unsanitary or gross, it actually helps protect the sex organs against bacteria, and shaving actually increases chance of infection, abscesses and rashes. But no, we don’t need comprehensive sex ed in America, we’re doing fine!
Still relevant