Just Keep Sailing

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“Not all those who wander are lost.” 

― J.R.R. Tolkien

porn again… I’m sorry. Orz

ummm…

oh.my.god.

I just watched this, hypnotized, for a good minute. 

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

HAHAHA

No one ever said EMTs were mature

“their cocks nestled together”

“nuzzled his cock”

“his cock bobbed up and down”

why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies

This is honestly the best thing I have ever seen.

We ordered lube and rubbers online and because we spent more than $20 they sent us a free (too-big-to-use) dildo. So…

to big to use….?

You know, I’m glad you asked, because it allows me to print a correction.

I originally said it was too big to use, but yesterday I learned an important lesson about determination and believing in yourself.

what so funny? over 32,000 notes for a slightly embarrassing dad selling a bracelet?? is this some sort of fandom joke? do y’all just share some sort of inside joke that i’ve been left out of????

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bUT GUYS. 

I WAS READING A DESTIEL FANFIC DURING SCHOOL ON MY PHONE ON GOOGLE CHROME APP AND I SAW THIS 

aND I WAS LIKE “wTF?” but i didnt click it until i got home aND I JUST CLICKED IT AND

wHY CHROME WHY

so my friend is in italy and she bought me this

Is this what eating a bag of dicks is like