Just Keep Sailing

Here are a couple of gifs of the Dumbo Octopus (Grimpoteuthis sp.) encountered by the NOAA Okeanos crew a few days ago in the depths of the Gulf of Mexico off the coast of Florida.

(images: NOAA; via: Popular Science

You want to talk about having an unphotogenic dog? 

A baby elephant sat on my friend

Look at its dumb fucking face I want twelve 

“their cocks nestled together”

“nuzzled his cock”

“his cock bobbed up and down”

why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies

This is honestly the best thing I have ever seen.

Crocodog by hellcorpceo

CAN’T UNSEE.

I am fire *pant pant* 

I am death. 

you ruined my life