Just Keep Sailing

unmute it

PLEASE DO

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

I HAVE NEVER SEEN THE SECOND PART

This is for all you ladies out there.

the struggle is real

I have a trans man story about this.

Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s bathrooms. One time at the college the family bathroom was taken and so I went into the men’s room to do my business. I tried opening the little pad as quietly as I could manage, but the rustling and ripping sound still happened. I froze in silence because I didn’t know if the other guy in the men’s room heard it or not.

Then after a little bit of silence I hear…

"Who has a bag of chips?"

And in a panic I just whisper back to him “I’m not sharing.”

Then I hear a huff before he finished his business and left.

when ur tryin to tell a story but no one knows what the fuck ur talkin about

nd you just drop in and just.. smack the lip- hUAPEH… ydrop down.. sme- BAUGUHGgh

off to a good start

intimidation is key

Times have changed.

My love of Totoro and Thor all rolled up together. 

Available at RedBubble here.

Prophet like it’s hot

^ this just made me laugh up a lung

reindeerplaydate:

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

The battle rap hype man be like…

this 15 seconds changed my life.

so there’s this board in our school showing a bunch of amazing answers people actually gave in exams. its like a hall of shame

A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING TO SEE SOME MORE OF THESE SO HERE YOU GO

nO THESE PEOPLE SHOULDN’T BE SHAMED HOLY FUCK THESE ANSWERS ARE GOLD.

i can’t stop laughing

THEY HAD TO BUY A VCR TO WATCH HIS VHS TAPE OF HIM SNAPPING

All I want for Christmas is:

i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey

so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

THIS IS THE MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET. EVER. 

Casually fixing this every time it crosses my dash.

i like the last one