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#this is accurate. – @rememberclaraoswald on Tumblr
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"Everything you’re about to say, I already know."

@rememberclaraoswald / rememberclaraoswald.tumblr.com

Hi, I'm Chele. 28 years old and an avid consumer of so-called "geeky" things. Expect loads of spams of my latest obsessions and many a random post. Current obsessions include Joseph Gilgun, Doctor Who, Pride, Misfits, Marvel, Criminal Minds, Clara Oswald, Abbey Smith, Rudy Too, Mark Ashton and Mike Jackson.
Abbey Smith can do no wrong.
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Writing headcanons (◡‿◡✿)

Seeing Headcanons (✿◠‿◠)

People tagging you in Headcanons (◕‿◕✿)

PEOPLE SENDING YOU HEADCANONS (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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we need replies back. every time one of my mutuals makes a post im forced to either just like it (which seems lazy and might make them think i didnt actually read the post) or reblog and comment (which seems too public and might make them uncomfortable) or privately message them (which seems too private and might make them uncomfortable) 

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6 Basic Traits

Aries: optimistic, energetic, determined, tactless, aggressive and narcissistic.

Taurus: sensual, loyal, realistic, stubborn, materialistic and self-indulgent.

Gemini: adaptable, talkative, witty, two-faced, gossiper and manipulative.

Cancer: intuitive, nurturing, good listener, moody, unable to let go and overemotional.

Leo: protective, leader, generous, prideful, arrogant and vain.

Virgo: understanding, reliable, organized, perfectionist, shy and critical.

Libra: easygoing, polite, caring, melodramatic, indecisive and oblivious.

Scorpio: powerful, magnetic, passionate, jealous, compulsive and resentful.

Sagittarius: outspoken, adventurous, funny, careless, impatient and tactless.

Capricorn: reliable, responsible, independent, unimaginative, too serious and workaholic. 

Aquarius: creative, humanitarian, adventurous, eccentric, chaotic and rebellious.

Pisces: imaginative, tolerant, selfless, escapist, passive-aggressive and oversensitive.

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SHIPPING IS SO FUCKIGN WEIRD WE ALL CRY OVER FAKE PEOPLE AND CONSTANTLY WISH FOR THEM TO KISS EACH OTHER AND WHEN U LOOK AT THEM U GET THIS FEELING IN UR SOUL AND WHAT THE FUCK IS SHIPPING I HATE IT I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS

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If I'm comfortable with you, I'll:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 
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