“You can’t hold a grudge forever.”

“…I know”: gemini, cancer, virgo, libra, sagittarius, pisces 

“Watch me”: aries, taurus, leo, scorpio, capricorn, aquarius

6 Basic Traits

Aries: optimistic, energetic, determined, tactless, aggressive and narcissistic.

Taurus: sensual, loyal, realistic, stubborn, materialistic and self-indulgent.

Gemini: adaptable, talkative, witty, two-faced, gossiper and manipulative.

Cancer: intuitive, nurturing, good listener, moody, unable to let go and overemotional.

Leo: protective, leader, generous, prideful, arrogant and vain.

Virgo: understanding, reliable, organized, perfectionist, shy and critical.

Libra: easygoing, polite, caring, melodramatic, indecisive and oblivious.

Scorpio: powerful, magnetic, passionate, jealous, compulsive and resentful.

Sagittarius: outspoken, adventurous, funny, careless, impatient and tactless.

Capricorn: reliable, responsible, independent, unimaginative, too serious and workaholic. 

Aquarius: creative, humanitarian, adventurous, eccentric, chaotic and rebellious.

Pisces: imaginative, tolerant, selfless, escapist, passive-aggressive and oversensitive.

the signs, yo

Aries: Funniest rants, trust me; Seems like a badass, but they’re harmless until you seriously piss them off; Do not piss them off, their limits are usually reasonable and they will fight you; Unafraid to act, especially to defend you; Always thinking about what’s coming up next; Great at starting projects they never completely finish; Sincere friends.

Taurus: Big, sweet cow eyes; Honestly just hug them and never let go, it’ll be the best decision you ever make; Warm aura; They’ll embarrass themselves, but it’s endearing instead of cringe-worthy; Calm presence; Naturally reserved, but they will let you in if you genuinely care; Unintentionally funny; Some quality of theirs makes people look up to them.

Gemini: They try so hard, bless their hearts; Cutest clothes; One of you is going to have a crush on the other; Awkward in a way that makes tension disappear; Unintentionally attracts trouble; It doesn’t occur to them to not put up with your shit; Not very considerate to your emotions unless they’re helping you with a specific issue; Super passionate about their fandoms and interests; Someone you can always talk to.

Cancer: Fucking dweebs that will laugh over the most bizarre things; Will always love you; Messy; They genuinely want you to do your best; They deeply care about all of their friends, too; Give great hugs; Take everything personally and fully invest themselves; They might get too wrapped up in something that doesn’t seem important to you, but just be patient with them, they’re worth it.

Leo: Simultaneously the most self-absorbed and caring people; Lucious locks; So intimidating, but it’s all a big, fat lie if you’re friends; Would kill for you; Childish and immature; Can actually be very practical minded; Really wants you to like them, but they’re not going to try hard for your approval; Let them have the last word because they’re going to have it eventually.

Virgo: Sad eyes that know the dark secrets of the world; They don’t feel in control, yet they try to be; Organized and methodical; Outwardly cynical (but they secretly hope for the best); If you meet their standards, consider yourself lucky; Big sister who will always help you with your problems; Feels most comfortable in a dark movie theater; Listen to them because they know what they’re talking about; Surprisingly patient.

Libra: They have a story for everything; Loves to go out with their loved ones; They spend a lot of time thinking over ideas and concepts; DILF; Lifelong friend that you can always turn to; Confidence booster; Can be surprisingly selfish sometimes; Indecisive as fuck; They’re going to win you over before you even realise it; Silently judgemental, but this doesn’t mean they take sides.

Scorpio: 10/10 would bang; Could destroy you effortlessly; Lifelong struggle bus ticket holder; Romantic love is not their strong suit; Darkly magnetic; Shared looks and inside jokes will be abundant when you hang out; Do not fuck with their friends; I repeat: do not fuck with their friends; seriously; avoid this at all costs; These are the type of people who will burn your house down and steal your boyfriend; If you fuck them over, they will cut ties forever, even if they still love you. They hold trustworthiness and honesty over everything else. To betray a scorpio is to betray yourself, and they will contemplate your demise in several different ways.

Sagittarius: They’re best friend material; Lots and lots of friends but few close friends; Attractive/ Magnetic; You’re going to find yourself thinking about them later; Can go literally anywhere and fit in; Histrionic; Will not put up with your bullshit at all; They seem like an open book, but this is not the case at all; Take themselves a little too seriously; More loyal than you could ask for.

Capricorn: Sassy as hell; Sarcasm actually flows through their veins; You will admire them; Always seemingly stable; They have the soundest advice; Tend to think they’re always right, and they aren’t exactly wrong about that; If they love you, it’s true; Good listeners and friends; Grouchy is their default emotion; Lowkey SUPER competitive, just let them win because they will literally never let it go ever.

Aquarius: You will fall in love with them, even if it doesn’t last; They’re going to make you laugh; They try to be forgiving creatures; Lowkey super stubborn about things they believe to be right; Really, really good at one area of expertise; Detail oriented; Highly sexual beings; They downplay their emotions; It’s hard to completely understand what they’re thinking about unless they explicitly tell you; Trust their gut because they’re going to be right.

Pisces: Hug them, please, they’ll really appreciate it; They’re probably going to fall in love with you, too; Trusting and trustworthy; Watch what you say around them because they’re very sensitive; Encourage them to trust their intuition more; They’ll be able to understand your feelings more deeply than any of the other signs; Insecure but so, so, so worthy; Would die for you; Sneaky; Need a favor? Call this babe.

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The “loyal asshole” friends

Capricorn, Aries, Aquarius, Taurus, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Scorpio

signs as untranslatable foreign words

Aries: Schadenfreude. German – the feeling of pleasure derived by seeing another’s misfortune.

Taurus: Cafuné. Brazilian Portuguese – The act of tenderly running one’s fingers through someone’s hair.

Gemini: Verschlimmbessern. German – to make something worse when trying to improve it.

Cancer: Mamihlapinatapei. Yagan/Tierra del Fuego – The wordless, yet meaningful look shared by two people who both desire to initiate something but are both reluctant to start.

Leo: Kjæreste. Norwegian – A gender neutral term for girlfriend or boyfriend. It literally translates as “dearest”.

Virgo: Wabi-Sabi. Japanese – “a way of living that focuses on finding beauty within the imperfections of life and accepting peacefully the natural cycle of growth and decay.”

Libra: L’ésprit d’escalier. French – is the feeling of finding the perfect retort too late, though it literally translates to “staircase wit.

Scorpio: La douleur exquise. French – the exquisite pain that comes from loving someone who will never love you back.

Sagittarius: Fremdschämen. German – Embarrassment you feel on behalf of someone who is too dumb to know they’ve done something they should be embarrassed by.

Capricorn: Geborgenheit. German – the feeling that, when with a certain person or in a certain place, that nothing could ever harm you.

Aquarius: Koev halev. Hebrew – Empathizing with someone else so deeply that it causes your heart to ache.

Pisces: Goya. Urdu – the transporting suspension of disbelief that can occur in a good storytelling.

The signs type of humour

Aries: Annoyed humour, ranting about some ass hole person and it’s really funny

Taurus: Really fucked up humour, like weird voices and stuff and they do weird scenarios, story telling but they make it so much funnier 

Gemini: Calling people out humour, They always have the best comebacks 

Cancer: Random humour, they say random things when they don’t mean it to be funny but it’s really funny

Leo: Relatable humour, they say things that everyone is thinking but everyone else is too afraid to say it

Virgo: Really weird calm humour, they’ll say something really funny but is a really calm normal voice

Libra: Simon Cowell humour, They criticise or call out people really calmly and its hilarious.

Scorpio: Puts swear words to weird things and then calls people that. (Gordon Ramsay)

Sagittarius: Swearing humour, and really fucked up jokes, like cards against humanity jokes

Capricorn: Sarcasm Oh my God. When someone asks a stupid question they make up such fucked up detailed stories with such a straight face everyone thinks they’re serious or insane

Aquarius: Kind of a dark sense of humour, and they swear a lot but they like whisper swear to make it sound creepy 

Pisces: Oblivious humour, just them sitting there is so fucking funny but they don’t know it

things the zodiac signs remind me of

aries: paint on your fingers, dirty converse, messy rooms, the feeling of getting a new record, loud music in cars, lying on floors, the stress of forgetting something until the last minute

taurus: leather jackets, coffee candies, white vans, making cookies late at night, matte nail polish, not responding to texts, falling asleep on your bed in the middle of a cold day

gemini: sunlight shining in through windows, frozen yogurt, new clothes, harsh words, blue rooms, needing to have a say in things, endless conversations, hot chocolate

cancer: sweet perfume, light pink dogwood trees, cozy sweatshirts, long hugs, spring nights, crying alone in bathrooms, tiled kitchen floors, listening to music while it’s raining

leo: yellow watering cans, bonfires at night, pale skin, the feeling of belonging, looking in the mirror, endless playlists, cute outfits, laughing, wind in hair, writing in journals

virgo: stacks of books, cute plants, future plans, swimming in the morning, the feeling when you know something is out of place, clean carpets, deep breaths in cold air

libra: long hair, cold shower, fresh fruit on a summer day, letting all of your opinions be known, fooling around in public with your best friends, thrift shops, open windows

scorpio: dark movie theaters, all black converse, unfinished conversations, navy flannels, sexual jokes, chipped nails, not letting people in, bare feet on cool/wet grass

sagittarius: running on a cold night, looking up at the stars, watching the world from a window of an airplane, sitting in cafes, making decisions and assuming they don’t have consequences

capricorn: straight hair, the feeling after a post-concert shower, dark nail polish. puppies&kittens, organized lockers, letting your friends determine who you are

aquarius: illegal drugs, empty houses, dreams that swallow up your tiny town, big cities, accepting failure, being withdrawn, concert lights, looking up at the clouds, sarcasm

pisces: overcrowded rooms, never having plans/doing things on a whim, being loved by everyone, the feeling when you know someone isn’t listening, music while walking on sidewalks

the signs as marvel characters

aries: gamora taurus: hulk gemini: groot cancer: spiderman leo: captain america virgo: thor libra: star lord scorpio: ironman sagittarius: loki capricorn:  black widow aquarius: rocket pisces: hawkeye

LOKI BITCHESSS

the "god/goddess" squad

Capricorn, Taurus, Aries, Libra, Cancer, Virgo