Sir Terry 'What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter.' Pratchett
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The '"A god or a crime boss or a... crime boss- god..., was there anything else?" "President." "(Oh?)" "They were also a crime boss." "I mean what president isn't tho?" Mechanisms/ Ashes O'Reilly
Oh yeah we're definitely getting more about the relationships between gods, titans, and mortals
as a friend said to this description of Corporal Nobby Nobbs,
"i want to be an open book that’s banned in some countries
peak gender"
Sir Terry Pratchett once again with the rawest descriptive writing i have seen in a long time
(I'm rereading monstrous regiment)
Simon Fairchild is honestly such a vibe. Being an Avatar of the Vast has to be one of the most fun, if any of them are fun.
The man is just out here doing backflips out of planes and riding roller coasters, staring into the bright sky like ‘wow, what a nice sunset’, feeling free as a bird while he laughs at all the people he’s traumatizing.
Someone’s latching onto the top of a skyscraper and he’s just like ‘Sucks to suck guy, PARKOUR!” And yeets himself into the void.
This isnt being an avatar of the vast, we directly have Mike Crew to compare him to and with that we can see that, no, it isnt being an avatar, Simon Fairchild is Just Like That
idk i think Mike probably does a bit of that as well, although i do like to think Mike is better at landing
born to be an abstract concept, forced to be a percievable entity
Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops
a lost shade...
i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something
i do think scones have to have the right shape tho
The Lonely about to claim my goddamn bones?!
The Lonely about to claim my goddamn bones?!
I'VE NEVER BEEN VERY SURE ABOUT WHAT IS RIGHT, said Bill Door. I AM NOT SURE THERE IS SUCH A THING AS RIGHT. OR WRONG. JUST PLACES TO STAND.
'No, right's right and wrong's wrong,' said Miss Flitworth. 'I was brought up to tell the difference.'
BY A CONTRABANDISTOR.
'A what?'
A MOVER OF CONTRABAND.
'There's nothing wrong with smuggling!'
I MERELY POINT OUT THAT SOME PEOPLE THINK OTHERWISE.
'They don't count!'
extra secret bonus content
I think I found my new favorite comic of all time
If existence is meaningless, create your own purpose and meaning.
this is everything I ever needed, and I had no idea until now.
I had this image of Van Helsing sat (inexplicably) on a table reading through Jonathan's diary and laughing gleefully kicking his feet when jon smacks dracula in the face with a shovel.
"You're you. That's good. I'm me, whoever I am. Tonker's Tonker. It's all just . . . people."
"...Letter unopened by Lucy Westenra."
Noooooo 😭😭😭
