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Religion is a Mental Illness

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I used to ask believers how they know their holy book is true, not really to actually extract evidence but to probe for their epistemology (how they decide what is true).

Based on the answers I've received, I now ask believers how they know their holy book is true as an intelligence test.

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[ P.S. I added this post to my queue and within 10 minutes had a deranged Muslim blathering about how true the quran is because the quran says so - and that I have "darkness" because I never tried to find god, presumably theirs. They also didn't know what the word "ignorant" means, so I told them to look it up. The system is foolproof. ]

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That's quite a bit so I will try to take it one step at a time, to clarify I haven't actually claimed anything except my thirst for knowledge and while you dished out a great number of sources and counter arguments I actually agree with most everything you say in regards to religion being harmful, and how the church is littered with hypocrites who are manipulating mass amounts of people into false conversions or worse. However I would like to "argue" one thing and that is the burden of proof :D

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I don't believe the bible ever presented itself in a way where it tried to (for lack of a better term) "justify" itself or carried the burden of proof because according to the bible the proof that was "burdened" was creation itself. I am no scientist so I have yet to find the answer to which came first, the chicken or the egg? :D

Your blog is literally titled “Bondslave of Jesus Christ.” Either you’re saying, like me, that this “Jesus Christ” is on par with Galactus and Unicron - and this is some form of BDSM roleplay - or you’re making a claim of existence. And then discarding your humanity in the process.

It’s weird that you’re trying to avoid saying that your god and your Jesus actually exist. Almost like you’re trying to avoid the necessary next step of how this can be confirmed. Is this because it can’t be?

I find it concerning that you're trying to pass off this kind of dishonesty.

By the way, I have quotes too.

“Do. Or do not. There is no try.”, “Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger…anger leads to hate…hate leads to suffering.” - Yoda
“My fellow fish monsters, far be it for me to question your stupid civilization or its dumb customs, but is squeezing each other’s brains out with a giant nutcracker really going to solve anything?” - Fry

You’ll probably scoff and think “but those are fictional!1!” Yes, that’s my point. Once again, your god is Galactus, Unicron and Sauron to me. It lives inside its book.

how the church is littered with hypocrites who are manipulating mass amounts of people into false conversions or worse.

Why should I believe that they are the ones with the false ideas and not you? They say you’re wrong.

How come none of you can figure out which ones are the “true” Xtians? If I’m to look at all of you, it sure seems like nobody is a true Xtian. Making it hypocritical for you to call them hypocrites.

And that’s the problem with “faith”. They have faith, lots of it. And they say you’re wrong. So does every other religion. If “faith” can lead to “false” (your word) ideas as easily as true ideas, then it’s worthless for determining this “truth” you claim to seek. And your god has sure done a shitty job of communicating its important message (through dead languages and superstitious desert tribesmen).

because according to the bible the proof that was "burdened" was creation itself.

You’re still not getting it. I don’t give a shit what the bible says until you prove that it is relevant. That this god exists at all, and that this blood-soaked, immorality-filled book is an accurate representation of this ghastly beast’s wishes.

So, who are we to believe, your book or mine?

You cannot use the bible to prove the claims of the bible. The bible is just a book. The burden lies with you to prove its claims in the real world, since “truth” has to be concordant with reality.

Here is what the Egyptians say about creation:

The Book of the Dead, dating to the Second Intermediate Period, describes how the world was created by Atum, the god of Heliopolis, the centre of the sun-god cult in Lower Egypt. In the beginning, the world appeared as an infinite expanse of dark and directionless waters, named Nun. Nun was personified as four pairs of male and female deities. Each couple represented one of four principles that characterized Nun: hiddenness or invisibility, infinite water, straying or lack of direction, and darkness or lack of light.
Atum created himself out of Nun by an effort of will or by uttering his own name. As the creator of the gods and humans, he was responsible for bringing order to the heavens and the earth. As Lord of the Heavens and Earth, he wears the Double Crown of Upper and Lower Egypt and carries the ankh, a symbol of life and a was sceptre, a symbol of royal authority.
According to the Pyramid Texts, written on the walls of pyramids, the creator god emerged from the chaotic darkness of Nun as a mythical Bennu bird (similar to a heron or phoenix). He flew to Heliopolis, an ancient city near Cairo, where, at dawn, he alighted on the Benben, an obelisk representing a ray of the sun. After fashioning a nest of aromatic boughs and spices, he was consumed in a fire and miraculously sprang back to life. The capstone placed at the top of an obelisk or a pyramid is associated with the Bennu. Called a pyramidion or the Bennu, it is a symbol of rebirth and immortality.

Again, who are we to believe? And I trust you didn’t miss the similarities with your bible creation myth? Those are not coincidences. It’s called the evolution of mythology.

Also, we know that your bible’s creation myth is wrong anyway. So, anything it asserts based on that is tainted at best, equally false at worst. The Earth is 4.5b years old, not 6-10 thousand. Humans did not spring up magically from dirt and a rib and propagate through incest. There was no worldwide flood that destroyed everything but one incestuous family. Of course, this also means that Jesus, if he existed at all, died for a myth, since we know Original Sin requires a literal Garden of Eden, without which a Fall never happened.

Most importantly of all, we can demonstrate the age of the Earth, the propagation of humans and other species, as well as the absence of a worldwide flood (ever heard of China?). We have DNA, fossils, astronomy, cosmology, natural history museums full of stuff that doesn’t require any kind of mere belief, because we can verify and understand it. All you have is the same book that claims this bizarre, contradictory, inconsistent story happened in the first place.

The bible is not magical. It’s just a book. we know very much about the very convoluted, fraudulent, stolen, invented stories in it. What was included, what was left out, what was invented wholecloth in order to tell the story they wanted to tell, to foster tje beliefs they wanted to perpetuate. Well, we and I do. It seems like you don’t.

I’m not even kidding. Go and find out how the bible was constructed, when, and from what sources. If you’re not aware of its origin, why would you believe it at all? You might as well pick up random pamphlets on the street and do what they say, unquestioningly.

I have yet to find the answer to which came first, the chicken or the egg?

The egg came first. We already know this. They teach it in basic biology class at school.

And this is the problem. Despite all your claims of seeking “truth,” you really don’t care about it at all. You’re looking only for confirmation of what you prefer to believe. What you already believe.

Truth starts from a neutral position. It doesn’t start with the position you prefer or the bias you already hold. It makes no initial claims, makes no presuppositions about what it’s trying to explore. Which, of course, is the atheist position. It seeks out all available information, asks how we know this, seeks verification, asks how it is relevant, accounts for all the data, and seeks out disconfirmation to test whether its conclusions stand up.

You’ve done none of that. You started and ended with the bible and ignored every single other source of human information.

Nothing that we know to be true has ever required belief. Gravity requires no belief. The shape of the Earth requires no belief. That lightning is electricity requires no belief. Digestion requires no belief. Truth doesn’t care what you believe. It doesn’t care if you don’t like it or it’s painful.

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

What you’re seeking is Xtian “Trruth©™”, not actual truth.

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Okay, so if the Bible's always right about everything, then if the Bible says something, for people like us, that are Christians, that believe the Bible, it's a case closed. Now, if the world out there says, "Well, I don't believe the Bible." Fine. You don't have to believe the Bible. That's your prerogative; but to those of us who do believe the Bible, we know that the Bible is always right about every subject, and that's all the people that I'm trying to talk to right now. What we need to understand is that there are people out there who want to basically judge the Bible, or stand in judgment of the Bible.
Now, isn't that ridiculous? I mean, how can the thing formed say to Him that formed it, "Why hast thou made me thus," or "Who art thou that repliest against God?" Okay, so isn't it kind of silly for us to stand in judgment of God? Yet Christians do it all the time. People do it all the time. Here's a great example where people will try to come at us, usually atheists or people like that, they'll come at us and say, "Well, the Bible is wrong, because the Bible condones of slavery." We've all heard that before, right; but here's the thing about that, is that if the Bible condones slavery, then I condone slavery, because the Bible's always right about every subject. See, that's my starting point; so I don't have to be like, "Oh, man, I better figure out whether the Bible really condones slavery." See, if I want to learn what's right about ... What is the right opinion to have of slavery, then here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to say, "Well, let me figure out what the Bible says about slavery, and that's what I believe." Whatever the Bible says about slavery is what I believe. Not like, "Let me make sure that what the Bible says about slavery is politically correct, and if it is, then I'll agree with it." You got it all wrong. You better go to the Bible and figure out what you should be believing about slavery based on what the Bible says, because the Bible is right about everything. Period.
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At least with Harry Potter we know who documented this.

Harry Potter was a figment of J.K. Rowling’s imagination. Jesus is, at worst, a historical figure and, at best, the King of the universe.

And we know that there were many documentations of Jesus’ deeds and miracles made by not one, but several authors.

If you can’t see Jesus as God, okay. But ignoring his existence and work as a teacher and political figure is just dishonest. Do these same people go out of their way to claim the founder of Buddhism wasn’t a real person? Or that witnesses to Catholic saints miricles were liars? And do they study theology? These texts are deeply researched and some of the books are collections of letters written by the apositles themselves. Not every author is known. There are disputes about this. But again, why argue about something you don’t care enough to treat with any respect?

There is no physical evidence to demonstrate this character existed in the real world. There is only myths and legends. He is regarded as “historical” in the same way that Slenderman is regarded as historical, and even has his own page on Wikipedia. That is, he’s notable because people think he existed, not because they can substantiate that he did; the bible is simply a record of what people thought, not a record of evidence supporting him, or historical records of his activities (including the ones when he was alone and praying to himself and someone who wasn’t there was supposedly writing it down). The most remarkable thing of all about the Jesus character is that nobody outside the bible noticed or wrote about his existence, despite many confirmed contemporary authors who should have been aware of and written about this literal magician.

David Fitzgerald demolishes theist’s claims of the historicity of Jesus.

There is no physical or archeological evidence for Jesus, and all the sources we have are documentary. The sources for the historical Jesus are mainly Christian writings, such as the gospels and the purported letters of the apostles. All extant sources that mention Jesus were written after his death.

A “miracle” is something that is impossible - literally impossible - without your god directly intervening and breaking the laws of physics and reality. That requires you prove these “miracles” occurred at all, and qualify for this category. Which necessarily means you need to prove your god exists (and, specifically yours), otherwise they’re not “miracles” are they? And not just statistically improbable - your own ignorance about statistics, probability, medicine and the natural world around you does not make things like the cross at Notre-Dame, or someone surviving invasive cancer a  “miracle”. The unlikely, the improbably happen every day. With 7.5 billion people on this rock, it’s literally impossible for them not to. And yes, this proof needs to be independently verified. The church self-verifying its own publicity materials is not “proof”. Especially given the alarming lack of scientific knowledge they possess. (Or moral knowledge, such as not raping children, for example.)

None of them are letters by the apostles. Saying this is a public confession you don’t know anything about where your dearly held beliefs came from, that the attributions are traditions not authorship. That you think that goes back to their fictitious nature.

It seems like you don’t even know the origin of the bible, who wrote it, when they wrote it or how it was assembled - what was written to serve what purpose, what was left out, what was invented wholecloth, what was stolen from other mythologies, like Syrian, Greek and Mesopotamian mythology. (How come I do and you don’t? They’re your beliefs, not mine.)

It’s only the word of man that it’s the word of a god. Or any of the in-universe characters, for that matter.

I mean, have you really never noticed that it’s written in the third-person, not as eyewitness accounts? There’s entire slabs telling the adventures Jesus had alone with the devil, in the same manner Mary Alice Young narrates Desperate Housewives. It’s written like someone going back after many decades to find out what the local legends were. Or writing a story as if they did.

Seriously, go learn about how the bible was created, not just the fables that are inside it. I’m not even kidding, being rhetorical or disingenuous. Actually go and find out how the bible was constructed. The very human, very political, very calculated way the fables were curated and modified. Look at how many different ones there even are. All of them selecting out the things they objected to, to create the “one true” version of Xtianity.

It’s just a book of tales. You can’t use the bible as evidence for its own claims about magic and the supernatural, or its own infallibility.

If you can’t demonstrate it’s true, why, other than comfort, would you even want to believe it? Shouldn’t we care about whether or not what we believe is true?

Leaving aside all the other scientifically and historically inaccurate fables in the book - and of course the elephant in the room of why we should regard anything in the bible as true when very large chunks of it, from the “creation” to the “flood” to the Jewish exodus, have been definitively demonstrated to be wholly untrue - the entire crucifixion/resurrection myth is not just inconsistent and contradictory itself, but also historically inaccurate in its own right.

There’s no way to confirm or validate that he was actually dead - if he existed at all - let alone to confirm that he “resurrected”, something that primitive people were unqualified to evaluate, given nobody has ever done this - except for other mythical characters like Mithra and Horus. And it’s only the zealots, the devout followers who are described as having any of these encounters. Indeed, 1 Corinthians 15 doesn’t even describe Jesus’ reappearance - it just says he “appeared/was seen by” people. No indication of the form or how they ascertained this. If even these people existed at all, given this book was written at least 40 years later.

In any event, Jesus doesn’t actually fulfill the Jewish prophecies of a messiah anyway, so you can mark divineness down on your the list of the things you have yet to prove.

There’s literally nothing to work with, aside from your misplaced outrage. There’s as much to justify Jesus as there is to justify Odin or Shiva. Lots and lots of sacred religious texts that describe their gods and their myths in detail, as truth, that you don’t regard as sufficient to believe they exist in the real world:

At best, your Jesus is a composite of the myriad of Jewish prophets roaming around the desert at the time. Which might explain why “Jesus” preached both “love” and hate.

Why should I treat myths with any respect? Do you tiptoe around Zeus and his lusty ways, hold your tongue about the latest search for the Loch Ness Monster or Bigfoot, smile and nod at people claiming the Earth is flat, or regard belief that Paul Bunyan actually existed as reasonable? You get respect by demonstrating your idea is true, not by simply wailing for it. Otherwise you must treat all ideas with respect, including the really despicable, depraved ones. Getting upset or bothered that baseless myths are treated as baseless myths is misidentifying the problem: you believe something without good reasons, and probably for particularly bad ones.

Until you do demonstrate it, until you justify any of it, in a way that isn’t fallacious, or even have the merest intellectual honesty to investigate the origin of the stories you have committed yourself to, I have no more reason to believe your Jesus ever existed than Santa or Harry Potter.

Fair warning: when you find out how the bible was constructed, you’ll probably be an atheist. (Which is probably why you won’t, even though every Xtian should.)

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In arguments over whether the Bible has evidence (it doesn't), I've occasionally seen Christians use the story of Doubting Thomas like it's some kind of trump card. "Why are you asking for evidence? Jesus already gave it to Thomas. What more do you need?" What are your thoughts on that? *Grabs bucket of popcorn*

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For reference, this is the section in question:

It’s super-convenient that the bible says that the bible’s claims are true because of another claim in the bible about a person the bible claims existed. There’s literally nothing to work with here. All it reflects is in-universe continuity. Like when they say you can kill a vampire with sunlight or a stake, and later in the story, guess what, those methods work!

I flew to work last week. I flapped my arms and flew to work. My friend Thommo didn’t believe me, so I showed him. I flapped my arms and flew around the room. He was convinced and bought me a beer. And then everybody on the bus applauded.

Do you now have good reason to believe I can fly?

Here’s another one that comes up occasionally:

The book that claims a magical man lived on Earth is the same book that claims 500 unnamed people we can’t identify, interview or demonstrate even existed at all are the corroboration of the first claim.

We don’t have good reason to believe the Jesus character, as described, as a supernatural, divine being, even existed. Telling more unverified stories about this unsubstantiated character doesn’t help. All they’ve done is create more claims that need proof, without addressing the first one, constructing a Jenga tower of rickety ideas.

Doubting Thomas as an apologetic is completely worthless and demonstrates either a lack of understanding or deliberate avoidance of their Burden of Proof obligations, all the way down to the level of what even constitutes proof, which necessarily includes independent verifiability.

If there’s good evidence for the validity of one of the gods or scriptural books in the real world, why not simply present it instead of just reading out more of the story? At some point, they have to start corroborating at least one of their claims, or we’re reasonably justified in just plain ignoring them.

P.S. I made up Thommo.

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