"Christianity is a very pretentious religion. It is built on pretend biographies, written by pretended authors, who describe a pretend son of a pretended God, who they pretend could perform miracles. But the pretentiousness doesn't stop there, for they also pretend to describe a pretended resurrection in a bid to sell to pretentious fools, a pretend salvation that will take the saved to a pretend heaven, whilst avoiding a pretend hell and all of this pretence, they pretend, is historical, logical and scientific."
-- Michael Sherlock