Religion is a Mental Illness

In hell, you’re burned in a lake of fire and lava forever. In heaven, you’re a mindless worshipping drone, feeding the bottomless narcissism of the busted-ass cloud monster who created both places and the sorting criteria in the first place.

Thank goodness I get to be just plain dead.

Imagine church. But it never ends and you can never leave. Also, you don’t have the sweet release of the grave to look forward to, so you can’t just kill yourself to make it stop - because you’re already dead.

Celestial North Korea, devoid of free will, enslaved to an imperfect “god” who needs to be constantly worshipped.