God and Disney.
"God" doesn't produce cures and treatments for diseases, nor does he replace limbs, organs, hearing or eyesight...
Science does.
He's real great with finding lost keys, scoring touch downs and appearing on toast though.
By: Darren Boyle
Published: 19 Jan, 2021
This is the amazing lump of volcanic rock discovered in Brazil which looks like Sesame Street's Cookie Monster. The unusual rock was recovered from the Rio Grande dol sul region near Soledade in Brazil. The two parts of the rock combine to create a perfect egg shape. But when they are split in half, the deep blue quartz crystals bear an uncanny resemblance to the Cookie Monster. [Continued...]
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Dear Xians and Muslims, what further proof could you possibly need that Cookie Monster (CBUH) is the One True Messiah and Prophet?
Jesus appears vaguely in toast, YHWH appears in clouds if you squint, and Muhammad flew on a mutant nobody saw during a trip nobody witnessed.
Cookie Monster (CBUH) graces us with his portrait in the very rock, placed there before humans ever walked the Earth.
Source: Daily Mail
"Billions of years ago God was creating universes and life; thousands of years ago he was creating angry floods, sin-saving human sacrifices and audible burning bushes.
Today he occasionally appears on a piece of toast. To state that God has become reclusive over the years would be an overwhelming understatement."
-- Trevor Treharne
Source: facebook.com