"And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for me bragging about it in my own book."
God covets human applause.
NO IDIOT, GOD IS THE ALL POWERFUL MAKER OF ALL THINGS..
And Eric the Penguin is the ultra-powerful eater of all gods.
Checkmate.
P.S. If your god is "the all powerful maker of all things" then you just said it's singularly and solely responsible for all evil in the world. We're fortunate it's been eaten by Eric (Fish Be Upon Him).
"If your god created good and evil,
why do you blame the devil for evil doings?"
And why do you worship the god who is responsible for evil? Because you're afraid of him turning it on you?
"According to religious people, their all powerful God that can do all things, has an enemy called Satan he can't defeat."
Sounds totally not at all obviously completely made up. /s
"You hate Satan but love and worship the God that created him?"
Do your beliefs ever make sense?
And then behaves less morally than it.
If “god” was omniscient, it would have known that the angel-slaves it created would rebel. If “god” was omnipotent, it could have created a world without evil or the devil. If "god” was omnibenevolent, it would have.
When you invent a god by committee but nobody’s in charge of continuity.
Yahweh’s ode to Yahweh.
Why do bad things happen?
The bible says your god created evil.
At least now we know where all the evil comes from.
He made evil and he made man, but of the two, apparently only man bothered him enough to make him wipe it out.
>Drowns entire planet.
Except China, Australia, Japan, South America, North America, India.... where unbroken records of cultural continuity fail to mention something important like a worldwide extinction-level flood.