Religion is a Mental Illness

“Original Sin” and a big chunk of the bible can be summarised as the very first office fridge dispute, triggered when the new guileless employees ate the Xtian god’s lunch, which it never got over, fuelling its thirst for vengeance, and blaming all new and future employees of the company, even though they weren’t even in the job market at the time, culminating in it killing firstly almost everyone at the company, and later, itself, before retreating to its office and refusing to have anything whatsoever to do with anyone at the company, aside from randomly killing people and burning their bodies in the basement.

Yes, eating someone’s lunch from the office fridge is a shitty thing to do. But becoming a genocidal, dictatorial maniac is not a proportionate response.