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Ever since the Prophet Muhammad was introduced to Hinduism through his lover Lord Rama, he couldn't help but notice the more pronounced emphasis on bodily enjoyment, something severely lacking the Quran sent down to him from Allah. He felt the need to show Lord Rama his gratitude for this lesson in love and lust, a gift that Allah could never give him.
Religion of Lerrrrrv.
Satan Fights Hindu God Rama!
According to Hindu scripture, Hindu God Lord Rama beheaded a low-caste man, Shambuka, for trying to attain heaven and reach godhood through acts forbidden to people of such low-caste. This reminded us of how the Biblical God prohibited man from eating the fruit of knowledge and how the devil told Eve "For God knows that when you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God..."
Gods are often used in mythology to remind humans to stay in their place, not to ask questions, accept their roles and obey. Devil and demons on the other hand are used to portray the rebels, the curious, the blasphemers, and the ambitious as villains.
In our version of the story, we make the two worlds cross and have one rebel come to the aid of another, against the tyranny of gods.
Mohini is the only female avatar, or human incarnation, of the Hindu god Vishnu. She is also known as the “goddess of enchantment,” whose seductive powers could drive her lovers to their own doom. It seems that the Prophet Muhammad has also fallen under her spell.
"Love-Jihad" is a conspiracy theory promulgated by far-right Hindu groups, which accuses Muslim men of perpetuating demographic change in India via converting Hindu women with deceitful marriages.
Athena Kills Jesus
Athena is the Greek goddess of wisdom and war and the namesake of the famed intellectual center of western civilization, Athens. Many of the most famous ancient Greek philosophers were citizens of Athens, and this city of genius and creativity gave birth to revolutionary ideas that went on to compete against religious faith for power and influence.
These ideas and methods were reintroduced to Europe via Arabic translations of once lost ideas. This reintroduction brought about the Renaissance, and eventually the Age of Enlightenment. The defanging of religion throughout the Renaissance created the space for better ideas to flourish. The repurposing of religious imagery and mythology to celebrate ancient ideas from antiquity brought back to life the superior methodologies to obtain knowledge over faith and revelation. Under the guise of promoting religion, concepts like empiricism, sex, and love were celebrated through artistic reinterpretation at the expense of religious values. From there, the Age of Enlightenment was the natural progression that had been held back by religion for hundreds of years. Like the Renaissance, we aim to defang religion through art by secularizing its myths and traditions. We celebrate myth as myth and not as revelations from God. We put our own spin on myths and have fun with these stories in ways no religion can.
The story of Sita’s abduction by the demon king Ravana is one of the most famous stories in the Hindu epic the Ramayana. Given religions’ anti-demon bias, we think Ravana was unfairly vilified in this story. We wanted to portray a love story, previously misrepresented as abduction, from the perspective of Sita who had to deny her true love for Ravana to protect herself from the vengeful god Rama.
Here we see Hanuman, the Hindu god of devotion and strength, and Ganesh, the Hindu god of removing obstacles and success, enjoying some quality time together in a private oasis.
Because deranged fanatics don't get to win.
LOL.
Exhibit A, ladies and gentlemen. If you thought I was kidding, be assured I was not.
Sweetie, honey.... all you're telling me is how fragile your beliefs are. It tells me that your religion does not afford you a stable, secure peace of mind, or you would not be so triggered. And it tells me precisely how to push your buttons; that is, where your weakness is.
You don't really understand how desensitization works, do you, kitten?
Whatever you think can do, well, you're mistaken. It's notable though that your Twitter account is full of nothing but full-on porn. I have no moral objection to porn, but it’s interesting that while you’re up on your high horse, you apparently want hard core pornography to associated with your religion, beliefs and crusade. That you want people to think of “respect our goddesses” and hard core, XXX pornography at the same time.
It's also notable that you appear to relate sex with violence. That you think of sex as a form of physical assault or attack. Have you really not noticed that? Doesn’t it bother you that you have these so inextricably intertwined? The earlier Hindu who thanked me for the posts was right: you have an extremely unhealthy view of sex and sexuality. I would go so far as to call it childish. I would even suspect a repressed memory of seeing your own mother in flagrante, and seeing it as a violation of your juvenile fantasy of your mother as a pure, unsullied angel, rather than whole, fully-formed and sexual being, and projecting that onto others. I’m right over the bull’s eye, aren’t I?
So, now we're doing this.
Demonic Hindu Love Making
Durga Puja is an annual Hindu festival that venerates the Hindu goddess Durga and celebrates her victory over the bull-demon Mahishasura. Mahishasura was a fierce, shape-shifting beast who could not be killed by either a man or a god. He was so powerful that he conquered all of mankind and chased the gods out of heaven until the combined power of the god's prayers created the invincible woman, Goddess Durga. Although Mahishasura tried to tempt her with marriage proposals, Durga was the only being that could defeat him after a nine-day battle. Little do the followers of Goddess Durga know that her means of defeating Mahishasura are quite different from what they've been taught.
Remover of Obstacles
The Hindu God Ganesh is popularly known as “the Remover of Obstacles,” meanwhile Islam’s Prophet Muhammad is well known for the sexual conservatism of his teachings. Ganesh was tired of seeing the pain that was inflicted on people because of the sex-shaming of Muhammad’s teachings. So, he decided to take Muhammad over his knee and alleviate some of his sexual hang-ups through the catharsis of a well-administered spanking.
A Celestial Sapphic Affair!
In Hinduism, “Holy Basil” is venerated for its antimicrobial properties and is believed to be an earthly manifestation of the Goddess Tulsi, an avatar of the goddess Lakshmi, and therefore a consort of the god Vishnu. Meanwhile, Sita is the wife of Lord Rama, who himself is an avatar of Vishnu. Over time, Tulsi and Sita realized that they were both romantically involved with different manifestations of the same heavenly personality. Both tired of playing second fiddle to all the different women in their male lover’s life, Tulsi and Sita found comfort in each other’s embrace instead!
Saraswati's Song
According to Islamic scripture, the Prophet Muhammad forbade his followers from using stringed instruments, comparing it to unlawful sex. He was firm in his belief that such music could cause hypocrisy and unfaithfulness in the hearts of his believers. That was until one day Muhammad heard the sound of Hindu goddess Saraswati playing her enchanting instrument, the veena. The song that she evoked on her veena captured his mind and seduced him entirely. Here you can see Saraswati, with her veena strung across her back, after she charmed Muhammad with her song.
Love Jihad Kama Sutra: Tulsi and Muhammad
Tulsi is an avatar of the Hindu Goddess of wealth Lakshmi and is represented by the tulsi plant, also known as “holy basil,” which is cultivated for use in many religious rituals. Here, Tulsi has managed to entrap the Prophet Muhammad in some of her basil plants. "Love-Jihad" is a conspiracy theory promulgated by far-right Hindu groups, which accuses Muslim men of perpetuating demographic change in India via converting Hindu women with deceitful marriages.
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Such a silly, silly Jan.
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EDIT: Loser changed blog name to “atheist-republic.” But it’s not the actual Atheist Republic. Thinks a religion is a “race.” What an astounding loser.
Has also committed 100% of their entire blog as a shrine to me. I’m so flattered to be living rent-free in their head. The people who hate you really are your biggest fans, since it demonstrates legitimacy and influence. When religious crazies hate you, you must be doing something right.
Not only that, but it’s the best advertising ever. Think about it. Someone goes to that blog thinking it’s the real Atheist Republic on Tumblr, finds an obviously insane troll. Where are they going to go next? They’re going to come to my blog, both because it’s the only link and because they’re obviously deranged and they’re simultaneously obsessed with and have a problem with me. The best positive promotion is an unhinged lunatic saying bad things about you; a negative multiplied by a negative is a positive.
I can’t stop smiling. Best day of the year so far.
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EDIT #2: Original post was removed by Tumblr for adult content - something I half anticipated, since I realize it was close to the line - not for "blasphemy." Disrespecting imaginary, fantasy creatures and hurting fragile religious sentiments is neither a crime nor a Tumblr infraction.
“Muhammad’s religion dominated India for hundreds of years, and now the Hindu Goddess Kali is giving him a taste of his own medicine. Given that Islam means “submission,” Kali decided to introduce Muhammad to a different kind of submission.”
“The Prophet Muhammad is said to have received his first revelation from Allah, delivered to him by the Angel Gabriel in a cave on Mount Hira.
In our version of the story, Allah was so excited to bring the first revelation to Muhammad, he had set his sights on Muhammad and had decided to make as his favorite and final prophet for some time.
However, he was shocked and heartbroken when the Angel Gabriel returned and informed him that another god, Lord Rama, had come to his final prophet first.”
“Goddess Kali, the Hindu goddess of time and destruction, and Radha, a deity of love, needed some time away from their husbands. They retreated to their private oasis, a paradise that they created inside a lotus!”
“One year ago, on Sept. 3rd, 2020, Atheist Republic's founder Armin Navabi tweeted the statement, "Okay, I'm in love with Hinduism. I never knew you had sexy goddesses like these. Why would anyone pick any other religion?" along with a pin-up style illustration of the Hindu Goddess Kali. What was intended as a ploy to shake off the right-wing Hindu nationalist Armin had inadvertently attracted for his #DesecrateTheQuran campaign quickly escalated into the largest, most depraved and vitriolic backlash that many activists had seen in their entire careers. Despite the harassment, abuse, hacking attempts, legal complaints, and social media blocking orders, there was a silver lining to the "Sexy Kali Affair"; Atheist Republic's community and audience reached new heights, and the boost in financial support allowed us to bring back programming that had previously been affected by the pandemic. So let's celebrate the goddess who made much of what we do today possible!”
Remembering the time Hindu hypocrites who cheered on Armin destroying a quran called the police and sent death threats over a drawing of Kali.
In September 2020, many Hindus were angered by Armin Navabi's creation of t-shirts featuring a sexualized version of the Hindu deity Kali. Vinod Bansal of the Universal Hindu Council filed a report against Armin Navabi with the Delhi Police and Mumbai Police for allowing blasphemous content to be featured on Twitter and also tagged Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Iranian President Hassan Rouhani in a complaint.
You know the meme of three men taking a test, where Judaism is copying from Paganism, Xianity is copying from Judaism, and Islam is copying from Xianity? Sexy Kali is where I realized that just out of frame is Hinduism copying from Islam. Not in mythology but in tactics.
Hindu Scripture: “You [Lord Shiva] are acting pervertedly. This violates the Vedic path. Hence let your penis fall on the ground.” When they [the sages] said thus, the penis… fell down instantly. That penis burnt everything in front; wherever it went it began to burn everything there… It went to heaven; it went all over the earth; it never remained steady anywhere…
Source: The Shiva Purana (Hindu Scripture) - Kotirudra Section 12:17-20
Hindus: rEsPeCt oUr bELiEfS!1!one!! Their beliefs: ⬆️
“The Prophet Muhammad’s ascent to heaven no longer includes his famous mythical stead Buraq. Instead, now Muhammad is flying to the heights with Kamadhenu, the Hindu bovine goddess and Cow Mother.“
“Islam” means “submission,” Muhammad’s greatest jihad.
“Most people, even most Muslims, don’t know about or understand that there is a great debate within Islam about the appearance of Allah. Certain Sunni schools of thought are very literalistic, and they do not accept any metaphor in interpreting scripture. According to Islamic scripture, Allah has a physical form and presence that looks something like this.”
“One of the most famous legends of the Hindu Goddess Kali involves her stepping on her husband, Lord Shiva, as he attempted to snap her out of her battle-fueled blind rage. We think this is how that scenario actually played out.”
For @c-h-a-a-n-d, who came into my Inbox to whine about religious sentiments like a manipulative (”wouldn’t it hurt your feelings to make fun of your mother?”) little bitch.
And Saul said, Thus shall ye say to David, The king desireth not any dowry, but an hundred foreskins of the Philistines, to be avenged of the king's enemies. But Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines.
And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king's son in law: and the days were not expired.
Wherefore David arose and went, he and his men, and slew of the Philistines two hundred men; and David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full tale to the king, that he might be the king's son in law. And Saul gave him Michal his daughter to wife.
Uh........
