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I was a weird kid and am now a weird adult but I wake up every day and thank god I wasn’t a weird kid in the age of tiktok and putting your face and government name next to dogshit takes

Look, I'm prepared for a lot in this life, but I was not ready for 360 and PS3 nostalgia, man, what do you mean those consoles are retro, what do you MEAN you were playing them in middle school?

I'll accept PS1 as retro, but past that? Fuck you, that's modern. No console released after 2000 should ever be called retro again. Dreamcast is on thin fucking ice.

PS2 released more than 20 years ago. There are adults with jobs and own offspring that are younger than it.

SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP

Dear Tumblr I have been struck by the need to broadcast my beloved son to you all, because he is a beautiful ball of fluff and sunshine. His name is Griffin.

He hopes you have a good day and perhaps might bring him some snacks.

I didn't even see the URLs and just accepted this as a normal interaction on this website

She has a lucky sock. Very necessary when monitoring the bird situation.

hey girl your pussy is awesome, where did you get it installed?

between my thighs

When I'm liking your vent post just know that I'm kneeling with my sword to offer you support.

you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

wheres seasons greasons

its that time of year again

It doesn’t have to be

its not optional

I love environmental storytelling

recently we were out on a hilltop taking photos of the comet and suddenly some car's headlights blind us from across the bay. literally four miles away.

who the fuck is out here with these nuclear fusion powered headlights. who puts naval searchlights on their fucking toyota tacoma.

Sodus Point, east of Rochester, NY

mystery solved

guy who has a hard time keeping up with the trends and interests of his peers: oh man im really out of the loop lol

guy who's stuck in a time loop: HOW DID YOU DO IT

where's that picture that ruined my life

found it

this comic did the same thing