the scene where drunk Lan Wangji lays down to sleep and says "It's 9 o'clock" is funny because "haha he always goes to bed when it's 9 o'clock" but it's even funnier if drunk Wangji interpreted "I'm going to bed" as "that must mean it's 9 o'clock" when it's actually like 2:13am or something. Drunk Wangji claiming it's 9 o'clock with FULL conviction as he goes to bed, no matter what time it actually is, because if he's going to bed that must mean it's 9 o'clock. And Wei Wuxian PISSING himself struggling to contain his laughter

Ep. 47

Lan Wangji: “he’s too close! And too naked! Quick! ACT NORMAL”

*bites

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

Something you should always remember about every single person you see on this site is that they are a tumblr user. They are the kind of person who uses tumblr

Celebrating AO3's 15th Anniversary

Start the party, AO3 is turning 15 today! Join our anniversary celebrations by participating in our 15-day Trivia Game and Prompt Challenge. Who knows – you might win a cool prize! https://otw-news.org/2p8bn9cr

steve rogers is such a violent romantic setting up dates before he crashes a plane, getting his face punched in yet reciting lifetime vows

flirting with strangers as he jogs them to death

First time smut writer: Um. Hope this is OK? It's only a bit of smut at the very end of the epilogue and you can skip it, it's ok. So sorry, um. Oh dear me. Please don't judge me. Nobody read this omg what have I done 😳

Seasoned smut writer: *ringing bell* Come get uR PORNOGRAPHY! 10k pwp, it's KINKY AS HECK so share it with all your friends!!! If you've got any suggestions for my Kinktober just drop it in the comments, I will write whatever wet, messy & DOWNRIGHT FILTHY fic about these two idiots 👏

First time smut reader: I'd better read this as a guest so it's not in my history. I'm never telling anyone about this. Oh my god, how do people dare to comment, I could never.

Seasoned smut reader:

few things more humbling than the realization that you really do write the same fic(s) over and over again

Someone mentioned on another tumblr post about how nobody complained that Agatha Christie wrote ANOTHER book about murder.

Write your story. Write it again. And again.

Okay but do you understand the TREASURE TROVE of reading a fic you enjoy and then looking at the author's page and discovering they have written multiple just like it?! That is the ultimate score!

@diankn

Hua Cheng is over the moon, of course!

Protect your bf ffrom the chilly weather!

happy birthday xianxian,,,

heres to another year of being loved 🥺

i think the barbie movie would have a profound psychological impact on hua cheng

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Isso acertou o meu coração de forma muito certa 🥺

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