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i cannot be killed

@relatablepicturesofaphengland / relatablepicturesofaphengland.tumblr.com

this used to fit the url but now its just a growing bible of shitposts
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happy crisis

remember that time relatablepicturesofaphamerica pretended i interacted w them even tho i didnt know they existed

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tumblr begins to ban all those horny on main; chaos and fire burn below as i sit upon my ebony pillar, watching it all unfurl. i hold a martini glass full of the finest and richest bailey’s, as i gently breast feed aph england. he gingerly sucks my teat, wrapped in my fine silk robe, savouring the tea flavour, as war rages below. as i watch the porn bots hiding in the trees, innocents fall by the dozen to the cold, final, unending rage of tumblr staff. the end has come for this realm.

you know exactly what this means

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tumblr begins to ban all those horny on main; chaos and fire burn below as i sit upon my ebony pillar, watching it all unfurl. i hold a martini glass full of the finest and richest bailey's, as i gently breast feed aph england. he gingerly sucks my teat, wrapped in my fine silk robe, savouring the tea flavour, as war rages below. as i watch the porn bots hiding in the trees, innocents fall by the dozen to the cold, final, unending rage of tumblr staff. the end has come for this realm.

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Every Time APH England makes Demon Eyes

So I spent the whole day making this; A dedication to @syrupyyy and possibly a fever dream post @ellawritesficssometimes

If anyone counts, then lemme know what you got [insert okay sign emoji] Geezus I sure did make a point with this video lmao

Excuse the low quality, the website I uploaded the episodes from was eh on the quality xp

He’s my boi and I love him but god is he angery oll the time

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shoutout to this skittle that someone dropped on the toilet floor that rolled into my cubicle while i was in there, which i proceeded to eat

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