knife?¿

The best part of being one of the youngest people in my workplace is I can say ‘that was before I was born’ regardless of if its true or not, and I can also show people pictures of dinosaurs and go ‘you knew him?’

I’ll say ‘that was before I was born’ over like anything I don’t know, and they’ll be like ‘THAT WAS 2022, YOU’RE NOT 2’ and I shrug and go ‘that was a long time ago man I was a baby idk’

how is tin's melting point only 230°C / 450°F. that's the temperature I roast brussels sprouts.

this don't sound like a good recipe

trump was gifted a cybertruck and there are so many different ways we know that truck could do the funniest thing in history

i have a runny nose so im gonna stop by the pharmacy and pick up a curved greatsword to behead myself with

the eise eisinga planetarium in franeker, the netherlands, the oldest working planetarium in the world. located inside the former home of eise eisinga

Spring Light. Made by Stephanie Wilds.

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Art Print Botanical Flowers Dreamscape by clairespaintings

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

It’s an awesome idea tho

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”

@kinglesbiancore

@lady-redshield-writes this seems up your alley

This isn’t just up my alley, it’s traveled all the way down the alley, through my front door, and is sitting on my couch. I love this so much.

@sparklemotion24 I know we’re doing rings but these are amazing

AAAAAAAHHHH IT’S THE POST I’VE SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS don’t mind if I just-

The Kelpie Pond✨️ Jaimie Whitbread

Robert Mapplethorpe Embrace 1982

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what do those orca whales have against sonic anyway

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perfect light in my apartment after a big storm

I've been waiting to hear this my entire life